Le broyeur Synstyl

I bought this bc I’m transmasc with significant bottom growth and I want to stick my dick in everything, but most toys won’t accommodate my anatomy. This toy is exactly what I was looking for. The angle makes it functionally penetrable for me without too much friction or any pinching. Excellent solo or with a partner.

I ordered a Surprise Me Premium and asked for something magical. I got a gorgeous blue/purple/pink/gold combo that was clearly poured with care and attention to the mold. Silky smooth was absolutely worth it; it's a joy to touch. One great detail that stood out to me: the entire front and side of the grinder are silky smooth, but the back is still full friction so it doesn’t slide around. It's a hefty chunk of silicone; even in super-soft, even without the straps, it's very sturdy.

Very happy with the entire purchase, the quality of the pour, and the fulfillment timeline! Thanks!

This type of toy my s and I have spoken about a lot; they had a task they needed to complete and this is their reward. The color and texture and detail are absolutely gorgeous and the bullet is going to do some wild things for my gg. That being said, these straps. PREMIUM toy. PREMIUM vibe. PREMIUM material.

And the straps won’t catch on the cinch. I can barely get this thing to stay in place on my thigh bc the buckles won’t cinch.

Just a week in, and my brand new alien flower nymph pussy grinder and I have already gone on a good number of successful rides. I chose this one because theres an obvious hole for my clit to hide in. I like that it can give me indirect stimulation from all directions simultaneously. And also because its a pussy, sort of. Yonic enough that my brain is like "omg pussy on pussy action ♡". Fantasy enough that I dont feel like a creepy perv who stole mannequin parts from a gynecology class to pleasure myself with. Attempting to see with my minds eye the creature this artistic pussy belongs to is taking me new places. Fun for the creative types. This is my first time finding a sex toy sexy.

The sensations are great and fun to explore. Sometimes i think "maybe this is what it feels like to have a dick and put it in someone", and the fantasy feels congruent with the ongoing action. Which is awesome, because some of us with the vulva configuration want to imagine doing the fucking rather than being the fucked.

The set up is important. Flat on the bed, it kinda sucked. But on a yoga bolster, very good. My cylindrical bolster maybe places it à bit too high though; I think a rectangular bolster could be better. I intend to experiment in order to find the best mount for this lovely saddle.

I got the super soft, silky smooth options. I got the vibrator stuff too, because fomo, but I havent tried it yet.

This isnt a toy for lazy bottoms. Not at its non-vibrating state anyways. I work hard to get off, which is exactly how i like it. Orgasm is the dangling carrot that keeps me going when my abs, legs and cardio want to give out. It feels holistic, similarly to when having sex with someone. Its the kind of proper solo fucking that actually puts a dent in my sexual frustration.

This was a much needed toy for my specific needs. Im definitely gonna be on the lookout for other yonic grinders from this company. Money can't buy me love but it can buy me a toy harem.

So goddamn sexy. I love that I have my own customized *alien puss* to fuck my t-dick into!!! I mean damn, I was thirsting for this toy before deciding to drop the money. A good price as well, for the quality!

My colour choices were:
Dragons gold
Sangria
Glow green
And it very pretty, especially photographed alongside plants <3

This toy takes a little more time and attention to wash, or at least to feel confident I've soaped and rinsed the entirety of the silicon toy. That's the cost of all that beautiful texture.

Using some handy water based lube as well makes it feel more vivid, I mean fuck! Feels so right to grind against this toy. She has lots of curvy folds, and channels in between to hold onto the lube, keeping things wet... Oh how I need... Her? It? Zer?

The size is quite wide, from my POV as a thigh squisher. I can rub against it comfortably, but as I'm building arousal further, and feel the need to crush it into my dick as tightly as possible, I feel the bulk of it against my thighs. It is a little uncomfortable and distracting, but not to the point of pain. It's got squishness. I chose firmness level: super soft!

The toy is a bit weighty. Not the simplest option to slip into your purse or tote on the way to a hook-up. I'm keeping mine in my bedroom for mostly solo play. (If the right thigh comes by... I might just ask to strap this onto them!)

I did purchase the silky smooth upgrade also, and enjoy the smooth, luxurious feel.

A slot for bullet vibe and bullet was a good choice for me, I enjoy the additional sensation, and the convenient remote control.

I love the synstyl grinder, and would recommend it to folks who like the idea of fucking a fantasy plant or alien.

Beautiful Grinder, colours are fantastic, super soft and squishy. Feels amazing to grind against. Very happy, would recommend to any girls who like a good grind and don't want the male-like grinders.

This product looks better than I expected and the grinder itself performs fantastically.

Honestly I have no complaints. This thing looks and feels and functions amazingly. The missing star is just due to not receiving the straps that I ordered with it. I got a premium surprise-me custom, with a bullet vibe hole. the hole is very roomy which i like because it means i can fit a variety of vibrating toys in there. The colors are VERY to my tastes and it has this subtle and beautiful angelic feel to it with the white and the iridescent blue/gray. This is my first grinder and WOW i am thoroughly impressed.

I wanted to give this toy a good number of tries before writing up my review. I have never used a grinder, and before this I have never tried grinding or humping something, so I was a bit worried this toy wouldn't work for me. I am also a plus sized person, my t-dick is pretty hidden, so that adds to this toy's learning curve, but I've still been enjoying it! It can be tricky to position myself on it properly but once I get it right, it feels great! It's really gender affirming to be able to feel like I'm penetrating or frotting against something, and the super soft firmness has a perfect amount of give and solidness to it, I think. The toy itself looks beautiful and as a bonus, the pour coincidentally ended up as my favorite color blue :)

This is my first foray into high-end sex toys, specifically grinders. I'm always humping pillows and legs so I feel that this was an overdue purchase. Got it as super soft, surprise me basic with a bullet hole and straps.
It's a really good feeling, takes a little to find my rhythm but don't struggle and find myself melting into it quickly. Firm enough to stay in place, soft enough to glide with little difficulty. Can comfortably put my entire weight on it without something hitting me wrong. With the right amount of lube and a bullet in the slot it drives me over the edge, sometimes in just a minute, which is unprecedented for me. I'm a trans guy so I've got significant bottom growth and it really feels like I'm rutting into someone's pussy which is what I was hoping for. Remarkably snug and hits all the right spots, definitely recommend to those with growth if a PIV-style or oral sensation is something you like. The more lube the better, no problems with grip and feels like heaven. Cleaning isn't a chore and it's fun to absentmindedly pull at and grope, so I appreciate that there's a mini tossed in for me to screw around with. Design is great, looks like coral (especially with the colour) or a Rorschach. I kind of regret not getting the silky smooth additive and marble but I'm satisfied nonetheless.
As many have said, it's pretty noisy once you start working it, hot but not at all discreet if that's a concern.
Cool colour, in tandem with the rest of the order colour-wise which is nice. Timely shipping, team was helpful and pleasant, will probably buy again in the future.

I ordered this as my first grinder and it feels absolutely amazing!! I feel really sexy and empowered when I grind against it and I've used it every day since it has arrived hahaha :)
Initially, there was a small mistake with my order, but I have never before encountered such an amazing customer service!!!! They found the perfect solution for me and they went above and beyond to make sure I'm a happy customer! Well, I definitely am!
I would definitely order again!

Husband: It looks like a demon pussy!
Me: It feels like an angel pussy 😍

Loved this so much. All the ridges really deliver. Bonus: tasting myself all over it after.

Definitely agreeing with other folks that this is one noisy-ass grinder once you get going, but the squelches are a hot plus for me—other than the obvious, yeah, there’s no privacy to be had, haha. I got the a surprise me premium and requested something “purple-y” and they absolutely delivered! I think the contrast is so pretty.

As a trans guy, it’s pretty fun to get my bottom growth bits in and around there. I agree with someone else that cleaning her feels like I’m fingering her, haha. High learning curve, yes, especially since I’ve only used the oni and venus grinders, which have more obvious “insert the protruding thing” aspects, lol.

The fun toys and the incredible customer service are why I keep coming back for more! I think this order was my third one total, and I’m sure I’ll make another one or three in the future! Thanks Jade + team!

She GLOWS!!!! I got surprise me premium and was really disappointed, and irritated tbh, when I opened the box and saw that the grinder was all one color. I washed it and left it out to dry while I slept. I turned the light off and was planning on writing a slightly peeved email about the coloring before actually going to sleep… Surprise! That plain pink toy is actually a night light! There’s no editing done to the photos, she’s genuinely so gorgeous and glows so well! The earlier disappointment just poofed away once I looked at it in the dark. The muted pink combined with the baby blue and pale yellow is gorgeous. It reminds me a lot of strawberry lemonade, it’s so cute. Honestly, it is quite amusing looking down after everything is done and just seeing something glow between your thighs.

In terms of actual usage it’s okay—Maybe my expectations were too high but the usage was a bit disappointing. I got it in super soft with no additional add ons. There is a learning curve that I’ve yet to experience, but hopefully some experimentation will help me find the best way to use it. I do definitely prefer the venus grinder over this one. The angle makes it feel a bit odd and unnatural to use. You have to use quite a bit of lube to make things really glide in a way that’s enjoyable. All the lube making cleaning a pain; (also it feels like I’m fingering my toy whenever I wash it; it’s really funny.) I will say that she’d loud! Like definitely can’t use it if anyones awake because the squelching noise is obscene.