Les mini squishies
Just over 3 inches of squish with every ridge, knot and tentacle intact, and your fingers will not put them down. Yes, they're tiny, and that's the point: a body safe, gentle way to ease into things (or into deciding which full size version you actually want). Colours are random, which we're calling a feature because it is one.
Full details
Full details
Qu'est-ce que c'est ?! Un gode pour fourmis ?
Mesurant un peu plus de 3,1" / 8 cm, ces Mini Squishies sont des versions réduites de nos jouets.
Pour chaque style individuel, vous recevrez 1 squishy.
Les couleurs sont choisies au hasard.
Les packs aléatoires 3, 5 et 7 sont choisis au hasard (nous ferons de notre mieux pour ne pas dupliquer les styles).
Image 1 de gauche à droite :
- Broyeur à tentacules (avant gauche)
- Tentacule
- Entraîneur de profondeur
- Noeud
- Loup-garou
- Tentacle Grinder II (avant droit)
- Ovi
Image 2 de gauche à droite :
- Prise
- Oeuf (avant gauche)
- Arbore
- Nœud tentaculaire
- Œuf extraterrestre (devant au milieu)
- Vide
- Hippocampe
- Oeuf tourbillonnant (devant à droite)
- Masturbateur à tentacules
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Tiny, fully textured
All the detail of the big versions shrunk to palm size and somehow more distracting. Soft enough to squash flat, defined enough to feel every single bump.
The test drive
A gentle starting point if penetration has always felt like too much, and a proper sampler before committing to the big stuff. Also, frankly, the best desk fidget we make.
Soft and secret
Body safe, washes up in seconds, ships in packaging that gives absolutely nothing away. Keep them off the floor though (cats apparently consider them prey).
Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep landing on the same three things: they're cute, the detail genuinely holds up at this scale, and the random colours are a delight (pearlescent finishes and glow in the dark turn up regularly). Many use them as a low pressure way into penetration or to test textures before buying full size, while plenty of others happily admit theirs became desk fidgets, stim toys and decor. The honest caveat: a few find them too small to use as intended, and at least one cat has tried to eat one.
