The Grinder Straps

Let's be honest, having backup straps is just good life planning. Like keeping spare phone chargers around, but significantly more fun.

These are 1" wide polypropylene twin weave webbing with a 440kg breaking strain (which is honestly overkill, but we're not complaining) and built-in odour resistance because nobody wants to deal with that situation. Whether your original straps have seen better days or you're just feeling like a colour change, these little workhorses will keep everything exactly where it should be.

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.