Le broyeur à pointes

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Soft spongy bubbles, steady pressure, and absolutely nothing to charge, insert, or explain to anyone. If you're quietly worried your particular anatomy isn't what this was built for, don't be, the body safe silicone squishes around whatever you bring to it (it's a mat, it's not picky). Strap it down, add lube, let physics handle the rest.


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Prix de vente£29
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Subtle but enough

Generously sized bubbles that press and roll rather than jab. Gentle enough for sensitive bits, firm enough to actually get you somewhere.

Strap it anywhere

Two 1m nylon straps with quick side release buckles, so it fixes to a pillow, thigh, hand or forearm and stays put while you don't. A jolly good dose of lube is not optional, it's the whole point.

Quietly indestructible

Body safe silicone with no motors, no batteries, and nothing to beep at the worst possible moment. Want extra glide instead of grip, add the silky smooth upgrade (skip it if tree nuts are your nemesis, it's derived from durian).

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Length 6.9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Width 3.1 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Reviewers keep praising the squish level, the quality of the silicone, and how well it works across wildly different bodies, with several calling it the most gender inclusive toy they own and a brilliant option for anyone who doesn't enjoy penetration. The no batteries, strap it to anything design comes up again and again, along with surprise at how robust it is. The one recurring gripe: a few found the bumps too subtle or short for their liking, so texture maximalists may want something spikier.

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