Les Micro Squishies : Sac de bites
A whole bag of impossibly tiny dicks, soft enough to mash flat between finger and thumb and stubborn enough to bounce straight back. The colours and styles are a lucky dip and yes, the occasional twin sneaks through, but each batch comes in a mix of firmnesses (so even matching shapes feel different) and they're made from the same body safe material as our full size toys, just shrunk.
Full details
Full details
- Tu n'aimes pas Sue du bureau ? Boom, un Micro Dick sur son clavier *
- Vous ressentez le besoin de canaliser votre divinité malicieuse intérieure ? Écrasez l'un de ces micro-squishies et règnez en maître.
- Vous en avez assez de votre décoration intérieure toujours la même ? Donnez un peu de peps à votre intérieur en y ajoutant des Micro Dicks.
- Vous avez un oncle aux opinions politiques farfelues ? Arrêtez ses diatribes en lui balançant une petite bite.
Les possibilités ? Eh bien, elles sont pratiquement illimitées ** .
Plongez dans ce sac et vous trouverez une gamme vibrante de micro squishies, chacun plus coloré que le précédent.
Ces micro squishies sont la version taille amusante de nos jouets plus grands – encore plus petits que nos Mini Squishies !
Pour ce qui est des couleurs et des styles, c'est une question de hasard ! Nous les mélangerons pour que chaque création soit une petite surprise unique, dans le but d'éviter les doublons.
* Ne faites pas ça, les RH seront grincheux et nous ne pourrons pas vous sortir de cette situation.
** D’accord, ce n’est pas vraiment le cas – mais c’est amusant de rêver !
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Squish, release, repeat
Some give in without a fight, some push back, and all of them snap to shape the second you let go. Dangerously moreish as fidgets, consider yourself warned.
Scatter at will
Pocket one for stressful meetings, line a few up on a shelf, hide one somewhere a loved one will eventually find it (the finding is the fun part). Collecting the whole lot is also a valid lifestyle.
Tiny but proper
Same material as the big toys, detailed right down to the individual suckers, and small enough to live in a pocket without announcing itself to anyone.
Reviews
What customers are saying
The word that keeps coming up is cute, usually followed by plans to buy more, sneak them onto a partner's desk, or start a full collection. The varying firmnesses get specific praise, with a few people treating the bag as an accidental firmness sampler for the bigger toys, and the detail at this size gets called impressive more than once. Recurring grumbles are minor: the odd duplicate in the 10 packs, colours slightly less saturated than the photos, and a price some find a touch steep.
