Der Satyr-Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

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£49

Größe: XS

XS £49 Klein £59 Mittel £69 Groß £119

Total:

£49

Description

Denn manchmal möchte man, dass die eigene Mythologie auch Vorteile mit sich bringt.

Hören Sie, wir könnten Ihnen jetzt einen langen Vortrag über altgriechische Legenden, Waldtiere und deren, äh, Ruf der Begeisterung halten. Aber Sie sind ja hier, weil Sie die Form und die Textur gesehen und gedacht haben : „Ja, genau das ist es.“

(Das respektieren wir.)

Das unterscheidet „The Satyr“ von all den anderen Spielzeugen, die in Ihrer Schublade verstauben:

Der Kopf ist flach . Nicht scharfkantig, nicht einschüchternd, sondern einfach eine sanfte Rundung, die das Einführen eher angenehm als erfreulich erscheinen lässt .

Dann kommt der spannende Teil. Denn sobald die sanfte Einführung vorbei ist, hat The Satyr ganz eigene Vorstellungen davon, was als Nächstes passiert. Wir sprechen von Texturen überall. Rippen an der Oberseite, die sich perfekt anfühlen. Noppen an der Unterseite, die man bei jeder Bewegung spürt. Ein dezentes Knotenmuster, das ausfüllt, ohne zu erdrücken.

Die sanften Kurven sorgen dafür, dass es sich harmonisch in den Körper einfügt. Klein genug, um alltagstauglich zu wirken, strukturiert genug, um ein besonderes Gefühl zu vermitteln. Sogar die Basis ist mit Haardetails versehen – denn wenn wir schon Satyr-Energie versprühen, dann richtig.

Dies ist das Spielzeug für Menschen, die ihre Fantasieelemente funktional und nicht nur dekorativ haben möchten.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Secure Checkout

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Head Circumference	3.2 8.1	3.7 9.4	4.1 10.4	4.7 11.9
Head Diameter	1 2.5	1.2 3.0	1.3 3.3	1.5 3.8
Knot or Middle Circumference	4.3 10.9	5.1 13.0	5.5 14.0	6.6 16.8
Middle diameter	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1	1.8 4.6	2.1 5.3
Shaft Circumference	3.5 8.9	4 10.2	4.3 10.9	5.1 13.0
Insertable Length	5 12.7	5.9 15.0	6.7 17.0	7.5 19.1
Total Length	5.7 14.5	6.7 17.0	7.7 19.6	8.2 20.8
Base Circumference	8.6 21.8	9.6 24.4	10.4 26.4	12.3 31.2

Product FAQ

What is the best knot dildo for beginners?

For those new to knot dildos, we recommend starting with our X-Small and Small sizes. These options are perfect for easing into the experience:

Dragon Knot - X-Small: With a 4.5" circumference knot, it's ideal for first-timers.
Knot II - X-Small: Also features a 4.5" circumference knot, providing a snug yet manageable fit.

For Intermediate Users:
If you're ready for a bit more intensity but prefer a shorter shaft, the Werewolf III X-Small is a great choice. It has a slightly larger 5.5" knot, so you can enjoy a bigger thrill without the extra length.

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

Reviews

Great Design (pay attention to the size chart, though!)

Love the shape and texture of the shaft and tip, it's very comfortable to insert. Definitely agree with other reviews here, though: really think about which size is the right one for you (like, more than you usually would). I did study the size chart and thought I'd made the right choice, but it seems I should have focused less on insertable length and the knot, and more on visualizing the girth-to-length ratios lol. I got it in size small+super soft firmness (which I've never regretted before), but in this case, I wish I'd either gone one size up or chosen medium firmness for once. It's still a great toy, but a bit thinner and floppier than I'd imagined (that's on me though, the measurements were all there after all).

Not what I expected.

The color and quality is great.. but I wish I would have gotten th sample pucks or something to have a better grasp of the latex firmness. I feel like I spent $100 for a toy that's hard to use because it's so floppy that it's hard to use solo.

I was not expecting to enjoy this as much as I did

Medium - super soft. I bought this on a whim because I am an impulsive shopper and it looked fun. It IS fun. I have never experienced anything quite like this toy. The shape needed a slightly different angle of entry for me, which only lent to the experience. Also mine came in dayglow green so I can pretend it is an alien satyr if I want.

This is my first toy with a knot on the base and it is a good size for a beginner like me.

Gorgeous, But Be Mindful Of The Firmness For Bigger Bodies

I want to start this by saying, this is a lovely toy - it has a lovely reach, a great texture, and would work great for someone who wants more depth without a wider girth.

For plus sized humans, like myself, or if you plan on attaching this to a Mechanical Aid, I really recommend getting the medium versus the soft/super soft - because of the length with the slimmer girth, it can be a bit unwieldy for self-play which for me, took away from the experience.

All in all; would likely be a 5 if I had thought ahead on just how squishy the super soft would be. The design is fantastic, the colors are vibrant, and though it won't be the first thing I reach for in my toybox, it most certainly won't be regaled to the dust.

Order Specs:
Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Medium

Surprisingly pleasant

Never really bought one before and was nervous about it but the toy was simply wonderful.

Oh. My. Gawd.

The title says it all. Literally me new favorite thing. Im so excited to use it literally all the time. Well made. Perfect size for me.. and that lowkey knot?!?!?! Heart eyes. Forreal.

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