The Satyr Dildo
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Description
Because sometimes you want your mythology to come with benefits.
Look, we could give you the whole speech about ancient Greek legends and woodland creatures and their, uh, reputation for enthusiasm. But you're here because you saw the shape and textures and thought "yes, that's the one."
(We respect that.)
Here's what makes The Satyr different from every other toy gathering dust in your drawer:
The head is flat. Not sharp, not intimidating, just a smooth curve that makes insertion feel like "oh, that's nice" instead of "why did I think this was a good idea?"
Then comes the fun part. Because once you're past that gentle introduction, The Satyr has OPINIONS about what happens next. We're talking textures everywhere. Ribbing along the top side that catches just right. Bumped ridges underneath that you'll feel with every movement. A slight knotted design that fills without overwhelming.
The gentle curves mean it's designed to work with your body instead of against it. Small enough to feel achievable, textured enough to feel like an event. The base even has hair detailing, because if we're doing satyr energy, we're committing.
This is the toy for people who want their fantasy elements functional, not just decorative.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.5 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.1 | 5.5 | 6.6 |
| Middle diameter | 1.4 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 2.1 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.5 | 4 | 4.3 | 5.1 |
| Insertable Length | 5 | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.5 |
| Total Length | 5.7 | 6.7 | 7.7 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 8.6 | 9.6 | 10.4 | 12.3 |
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