Der Satyr-Dildo
A flat, smooth head that makes the first moment feel like "oh, that's nice" rather than a poor life decision, then ribbing on top and bumped ridges underneath that you genuinely feel with every move. Yes, it runs slim and the super soft really is that soft, so check the size chart harder than you think you need to (the body-safe silicone isn't going anywhere, but your firmness regret might). The slight knot fills without staging a whole event down there.
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Full details
Full details
Denn manchmal möchte man, dass die eigene Mythologie auch Vorteile mit sich bringt.
Hören Sie, wir könnten Ihnen jetzt einen langen Vortrag über altgriechische Legenden, Waldtiere und deren, äh, Ruf der Begeisterung halten. Aber Sie sind ja hier, weil Sie die Form und die Textur gesehen und gedacht haben : „Ja, genau das ist es.“
(Das respektieren wir.)
Das unterscheidet „The Satyr“ von all den anderen Spielzeugen, die in Ihrer Schublade verstauben:
Der Kopf ist flach . Nicht scharfkantig, nicht einschüchternd, sondern einfach eine sanfte Rundung, die das Einführen eher angenehm als erfreulich erscheinen lässt .
Dann kommt der spannende Teil. Denn sobald die sanfte Einführung vorbei ist, hat The Satyr ganz eigene Vorstellungen davon, was als Nächstes passiert. Wir sprechen von Texturen überall. Rippen an der Oberseite, die sich perfekt anfühlen. Noppen an der Unterseite, die man bei jeder Bewegung spürt. Ein dezentes Knotenmuster, das ausfüllt, ohne zu erdrücken.
Die sanften Kurven sorgen dafür, dass es sich harmonisch in den Körper einfügt. Klein genug, um alltagstauglich zu wirken, strukturiert genug, um ein besonderes Gefühl zu vermitteln. Sogar die Basis ist mit Haardetails versehen – denn wenn wir schon Satyr-Energie versprühen, dann richtig.
Dies ist das Spielzeug für Menschen, die ihre Fantasieelemente funktional und nicht nur dekorativ haben möchten.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Textures everywhere
Ribbing along the top, bumped ridges underneath, and a gentle knot that you'll clock on every pass (even at the smaller sizes, where you'd swear you wouldn't feel a thing and then very much do).
Works with you
The gentle curves are built to follow your body instead of arguing with it, and the smaller sizes feel achievable rather than aspirational. Firmer firmness handles better solo and on a harness, so pick accordingly if you don't want it floppy.
Committed silicone
Body-safe silicone with a flat base and full hair detailing (if we're doing satyr, we're doing satyr), easy to wipe down and quietly unremarkable in a drawer.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.5 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.1 | 5.5 | 6.6 |
| Middle diameter | 1.4 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 2.1 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.5 | 4 | 4.3 | 5.1 |
| Insertable Length | 5 | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.5 |
| Total Length | 5.7 | 6.7 | 7.7 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 8.6 | 9.6 | 10.4 | 12.3 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The recurring praise lands on the comfortable flat head, the surprisingly noticeable texture and knot, and how genuinely beginner-friendly it is, with several people noting it's a great first toy. The one concern that comes up again and again is sizing and firmness: it runs slimmer and shorter than expected, and the super soft can feel too floppy to use solo, so reading the size chart and considering a firmer option is worth the extra minute.
