Der Alien III Dildo – Vac-U-Lock – Mittel – Groß – Fast perfekt – Fertig
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Mittel
Size: Mittel
SKU:
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 4.7 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 6.1 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.5 | 5.3 | 6.0 | 6.9 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.5 | 5.3 | 6.0 | 6.9 |
| Insertable Length | 4.7 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.3 |
| Total Length | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.7 | 8.7 |
| Base Circumference | 9.3 | 10.9 | 11.8 | 13.6 |
Model: Der Alien III Dildo
THE ALIEN III: Perfekt für alle, die schon einmal gedacht haben: „Weißt du, was ich brauche? Etwas, das sich mit Anatomie auskennt UND einen Sinn für Abenteuer hat.“
Das ist der Haken an diesem Wunder aus einer anderen Welt: Es ist anfangs dick und verjüngt sich nach unten. Das klingt einfach, bis man erkennt, was für ein bahnbrechendes Design es ist. Der bauchige Kopf? Das ist Ihr „Hallo da“ -Moment.
Aber warten Sie, es gibt noch mehr! (Und ja, ich kanalisiere die Energie einer Werbesendung) Wir haben diese perfekt platzierten Noppen oben am Schaft angebracht, weil unser Designteam offenbar an Übererfüllung glaubt. Außerdem trifft die sanfte Kurve Ihren G-Punkt, als wären GPS-Koordinaten einprogrammiert.
Betrachten Sie dies als Ihre offizielle Einladung, den ersten Kontakt mit Ihrem neuen Lieblingserlebnis mit außerirdischen Wesen herzustellen.
Präsentiert von der kreativen Brillanz von Kat von Excelddesigns.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.