Goblin II Dildo

Omg this is a delicious dildo and my new favourite! I bought the small Goblin II in Dragon's Gold. The Supersoft is just the right squeezy softness whilst still holding its shape well. I prefer girth for length and this is just right for me. The base feels amazing on the outside once it's all the way in. The Dragon's Gold colour is also to die for!

I actually got this by mistake but since I already opened the package, I could no longer return it… Well, why not try it? It is a THICK guy, wow! It’s a size small but it’s about as big as my medium Arbora. I also have a small dragon knot 2, small werewolf 4 and a medium and small size love egg so you can see how HUGE this model is. (Also please pardon the hair and lint, silicone seems to be very good at attracting lint and hair.) I had to use a couple smaller dildos to prepare for this guy. The bumps and the bulbous head definitely give interesting sensations that add to the experience. The curve helps find “the spot”, so this is a lot of fun to “play” with. This chonk may have arrived accidentally but I am not complaining! Customer service has already sent a replacement at no cost to me so I am once again a loyal customer for good reason!

xsmall in super soft. softness is good. density is like lean muscle. soft but doesnt give a lot. love the shape. size is good. just seemed a little smaller than expected.

The Goblin II is an amazingly large dildo. That’s the core of it and, to me, this was a plus and the main draw. The medium size easily beats everything else I own and then some, and that is with a collection heavily geared towards the large and oversized.

It carries most of its weight around the middle, but it’s distinctly not knotted, with its girth being relatively equally distributed all around. To me, again, this was a plus. It’s got a nice curve thats also visible in the product pictures, with both a head and a proud shaft to grind into all the good spots.
Also do keep in mind that with a max diameter of 7.4 cm it feels a lot firmer than its smaller counterparts, even in softer firmnesses. I erred on the side of caution and got it in super soft, even though I’m usually a fan of firmer toys, and I can say with full confidence that I do not regret this. The Goblin II in super soft feels similar to the medium Dragon eggs I got (which have a diameter of 5.3 cm).
This, of course, is simply the nature of silicone, that being said, read the listed sizings well before you realise you’re in over your head.

I bought the surprise me basic colourway and this and another toy I got in surprise me basic came matched in a gorgeous purple with red shimmer, which my dragonfucker heart appreciates dearly. (I know it’s a goblin, but what are goblins if not smaller dragons? I can dream.)

My experience with UncoverCreations so far has been great. Their emails, even the ones that are some flavour of stock (thank you for the reminder to send a review!) have a humour and levity to them that I can really appreciate.
I had some problems with other items in my order, which I go into in more depth in the relevant reviews, but the customer service was lovely and they were incredibly kind in fixing the issue. The process itself was made significantly easier by a reminder at the bottom of their emails that you can simply respond to the email! And someone will read what you send! This made it miles easier for me as it meant I didn’t have to spend brain power searching for the Correct email address, or worry about it not being the right one.

I've already provided feedback separately to this review on my experience, and I'm not marking it down because this is entirely my own problem because of the size and firmness combination I chose, but I would recommend *not* following my footsteps and getting the medium in squishy soft, as the lowest part of the shaft is slightly thinner than the rest, and I've found this causes it to bend a lot because of the weight and girth of the rest of the shaft.

Overall, I absolutely love the design and the UC Trademark colours are amazing and I've already ordered another with a different combination of size/firmness.

I'm really just leaving a review to thank the staff member who made this - I went for the 'surprise me premium' option when it was on offer as a freebie, and it turned out so pretty!
I chose a medium - I compared measurements with my other biggest toy, and it was the same size as a 'small' goblin, so I thought I'd size up. When it arrived I thought I'd been too greedy, this is massive 😄 But with some warming up I managed it - stranglely proud of myself? That head is really something else, and the soft silicone makes the whole thing more manageable.
This might not be an everyday toy, but wow it is a treat.

Size: M
Firmess: X-Small
Color: Ready Made
Compared to a The Knot in Small size

I got it in an awsome color!

This toys is quite big for the size range it is in, i got a x-small and its considerably big for this size range, very nice.

It also has a great curve to it, you can hit all the right spots.
Since Ive got it in medium firmness, i can defenitly feel all the textures. I think id prefer for it to have been in Soft firmness, as this is usually my preference, but this was a ready made, so the medium firmness was a calculated risk, which in all fairness, has 100% paid off.

Recomended!

Ive been looking at the goblin II since it dropped, and finally gave in- its huge, absolutely gorgeous, and really comfortable (what i can use of it, atleast)

Okay, it's huge. Massive. Bigger than I thought it was going to be and I go a medium!

It's impressive, and hefty, and could replace the baseball bat I use as security.

The suprise premium colors did not disapoint and the bad boy earned a name day one.

Well done guys. Might buy the smaller bother after the bigger brother showed me what's what.

It. Is. HUGEEEEEE!!! Like I was skeptic about size xs being big but it is gigantic. I’m scared I won’t be able to use it actually. But the quality is great and it’s super pretty!

For reference; the tentacle is also an xs dildo I got as a mystery gift. I can’t even fit my hand around the xs goblin lol!

Sit down when I tell you this. This is a MEDIUM. this is a medium sized toy, next to TWO OTHER MEDIUMS! What?!?
Medium Goblin II, next to medium Knot III, next to medium Owlbear.

First off, the feeling of this is wild and the size absolutely not for the faint of heart. The fact that this toy is more *wide* than it is *tall* packs a PUNCH that I wasn't expecting. it is much easier to use a toy that's more narrow compared to something that's wider, even if the total circumference is the same. So when it got really intense I began turning the toy 90° to manage to hilt it (which hits some strange spots...)

Also, the Goblin II narrows around 2 inches before it reaches the base which makes for a very comfortable plug (where you can rest and not feel like it'll immediately escape)

also, i am fairly certain this is NOT 6.9 inches insertable. When measured, it reached 20cm of insertable length or a whopping 7.8 inches. nearly 7.9. which is basically 8 inches if you ask any tall person.

this thing is huge. Could've used to be maybe <1 inch less girthy because the contrast between S and M is stark but I still couldn't be happier

Additionally, the squishy soft (SQUISHIEST option) has an amazing glide to it that my previous super soft / firmer toys can't be compared to. More reason to choose squishy soft

I got mine in a size X-Small with the Surprise Me Premium colour. I was initially apprehensive about getting an extra-small size, but I was surprised by how girthy it still was despite the shorter length, which is a big win for the girth>>length ladies! I absolutely adore the curve of it and the various bumps, love the colour too!

i received the goblin in size small(!) a couple weeks before the release as my mystery dildo in an order. i emailed support asking if they had really sent me a small! the photo is on a UC shipping box for scale. my fingers cant make a closed circle around it. it is ENORMOUS. i have yet to attempt, but when i do i can tell ill be in for a ride.

I read a lot of Orc related stories, this toy adds a deep new dimension to the stories

I love this dildo looks-wise. Just looking at it got me going so I felt compelled to buy one, something to note though...

This dildo is probably bigger than you think it is. Length wise it's very doable but width-wise is another story. I got the smallest variety to err on the side of caution and even then my eyes went wide when I first held it.

If, like me, you wanted this for anal play, I'd highly recommend getting it in Medium firmness, otherwise the width + the floppiness might make it hard (or impossible in my case) to actually insert fully. Maybe I just need to train up though.

Okay so... I considered myself a bit of a size queen.
Then I got the email - you know the one. The 'we're not kidding, it really is BIG' one.
So I thought... Okay, I'll go down to a medium.

....
This thing is still... Absolutely beastly. I will fully acknowledge my inability to, ah, *appreciate it fully* is my own factor (and I'm hoping to rectify that with lube...) but holy hell, that is one *beast* of a toy.

If you're umming and ahhhing - size down. Seriously.

But that said... the texture. The curve. The bumps. The flare on the head.
I'm in love. Daunted, but in love.

Great stuff. A mystery is awesome, may buy one bigger later. And the goblin, medium sized, holy moly... Still trying to fit it in. Yeah.. maybe too big for me. I'm not complaining, i really like it that big. Good stuff, awesome good.

They told me to size down and I didn’t listen. I ordered the small and was much bigger than expected! But I still love it!

I'm an engineer by trade. I know what an inch is, in length, diameter, or circumference. I know what the difference between grades of silicone is. I did *not* know how massive a medium would be, nor how firm medium would be. I am yet to conquer my goblin, and I normally love a thick, intense dildo.

She's beautiful, and I can't wait to be able to properly experience her, but as of now, the head is just too thick to get in with the hard silicone I chose. I now have my white whale in my bedside drawer.

Anyway, look at the size guide before buying. *Really* look at the size guide. Compare it to your favorite toy's size. Think on it. Evaluate your options. Do not be like me and just assume you can take it. Once you're done, though, you'll have a beautiful dildo that, based on other reviews, feels great.

Bought this in medium for my partner who absolutely loves girth and my god were we in for a treat! This thing is absolutely huge and hot all the right spots! Cannot recommend this toy or this company enough, always a 10/10, super fast shipping as well which is always a bonus! Think we've now hit double figures for toys from UC and will be back for more!

We got the second largest option, I read some one say its bigger than they thought (after we ordered it) While yes it is big, I would have been disappointed if were any smaller. It fills in all the right ways, My Partner had to do a little warm up with me to fit in my ass, but holy shit once it was in I turned into a brainless slut. I craved it, and soon had to use it again the same week. It pulls, and grinds on the right places, and I could not be happier.