Goblin II Dildo

Nice toy to use good amount of stretch with textures to give pleasure

Omg this is a delicious dildo and my new favourite! I bought the small Goblin II in Dragon's Gold. The Supersoft is just the right squeezy softness whilst still holding its shape well. I prefer girth for length and this is just right for me. The base feels amazing on the outside once it's all the way in. The Dragon's Gold colour is also to die for!

I actually got this by mistake but since I already opened the package, I could no longer return it… Well, why not try it? It is a THICK guy, wow! It’s a size small but it’s about as big as my medium Arbora. I also have a small dragon knot 2, small werewolf 4 and a medium and small size love egg so you can see how HUGE this model is. (Also please pardon the hair and lint, silicone seems to be very good at attracting lint and hair.) I had to use a couple smaller dildos to prepare for this guy. The bumps and the bulbous head definitely give interesting sensations that add to the experience. The curve helps find “the spot”, so this is a lot of fun to “play” with. This chonk may have arrived accidentally but I am not complaining! Customer service has already sent a replacement at no cost to me so I am once again a loyal customer for good reason!

xsmall in super soft. softness is good. density is like lean muscle. soft but doesnt give a lot. love the shape. size is good. just seemed a little smaller than expected.

The Goblin II is an amazingly large dildo. That’s the core of it and, to me, this was a plus and the main draw. The medium size easily beats everything else I own and then some, and that is with a collection heavily geared towards the large and oversized.

It carries most of its weight around the middle, but it’s distinctly not knotted, with its girth being relatively equally distributed all around. To me, again, this was a plus. It’s got a nice curve thats also visible in the product pictures, with both a head and a proud shaft to grind into all the good spots.
Also do keep in mind that with a max diameter of 7.4 cm it feels a lot firmer than its smaller counterparts, even in softer firmnesses. I erred on the side of caution and got it in super soft, even though I’m usually a fan of firmer toys, and I can say with full confidence that I do not regret this. The Goblin II in super soft feels similar to the medium Dragon eggs I got (which have a diameter of 5.3 cm).
This, of course, is simply the nature of silicone, that being said, read the listed sizings well before you realise you’re in over your head.

I bought the surprise me basic colourway and this and another toy I got in surprise me basic came matched in a gorgeous purple with red shimmer, which my dragonfucker heart appreciates dearly. (I know it’s a goblin, but what are goblins if not smaller dragons? I can dream.)

My experience with UncoverCreations so far has been great. Their emails, even the ones that are some flavour of stock (thank you for the reminder to send a review!) have a humour and levity to them that I can really appreciate.
I had some problems with other items in my order, which I go into in more depth in the relevant reviews, but the customer service was lovely and they were incredibly kind in fixing the issue. The process itself was made significantly easier by a reminder at the bottom of their emails that you can simply respond to the email! And someone will read what you send! This made it miles easier for me as it meant I didn’t have to spend brain power searching for the Correct email address, or worry about it not being the right one.

I've already provided feedback separately to this review on my experience, and I'm not marking it down because this is entirely my own problem because of the size and firmness combination I chose, but I would recommend *not* following my footsteps and getting the medium in squishy soft, as the lowest part of the shaft is slightly thinner than the rest, and I've found this causes it to bend a lot because of the weight and girth of the rest of the shaft.

Overall, I absolutely love the design and the UC Trademark colours are amazing and I've already ordered another with a different combination of size/firmness.

I'm really just leaving a review to thank the staff member who made this - I went for the 'surprise me premium' option when it was on offer as a freebie, and it turned out so pretty!
I chose a medium - I compared measurements with my other biggest toy, and it was the same size as a 'small' goblin, so I thought I'd size up. When it arrived I thought I'd been too greedy, this is massive 😄 But with some warming up I managed it - stranglely proud of myself? That head is really something else, and the soft silicone makes the whole thing more manageable.
This might not be an everyday toy, but wow it is a treat.

Size: M
Firmess: X-Small
Color: Ready Made
Compared to a The Knot in Small size

I got it in an awsome color!

This toys is quite big for the size range it is in, i got a x-small and its considerably big for this size range, very nice.

It also has a great curve to it, you can hit all the right spots.
Since Ive got it in medium firmness, i can defenitly feel all the textures. I think id prefer for it to have been in Soft firmness, as this is usually my preference, but this was a ready made, so the medium firmness was a calculated risk, which in all fairness, has 100% paid off.

Recomended!

Ive been looking at the goblin II since it dropped, and finally gave in- its huge, absolutely gorgeous, and really comfortable (what i can use of it, atleast)

Okay, it's huge. Massive. Bigger than I thought it was going to be and I go a medium!

It's impressive, and hefty, and could replace the baseball bat I use as security.

The suprise premium colors did not disapoint and the bad boy earned a name day one.

Well done guys. Might buy the smaller bother after the bigger brother showed me what's what.

It. Is. HUGEEEEEE!!! Like I was skeptic about size xs being big but it is gigantic. I’m scared I won’t be able to use it actually. But the quality is great and it’s super pretty!

For reference; the tentacle is also an xs dildo I got as a mystery gift. I can’t even fit my hand around the xs goblin lol!

Sit down when I tell you this. This is a MEDIUM. this is a medium sized toy, next to TWO OTHER MEDIUMS! What?!?
Medium Goblin II, next to medium Knot III, next to medium Owlbear.

First off, the feeling of this is wild and the size absolutely not for the faint of heart. The fact that this toy is more *wide* than it is *tall* packs a PUNCH that I wasn't expecting. it is much easier to use a toy that's more narrow compared to something that's wider, even if the total circumference is the same. So when it got really intense I began turning the toy 90° to manage to hilt it (which hits some strange spots...)

Also, the Goblin II narrows around 2 inches before it reaches the base which makes for a very comfortable plug (where you can rest and not feel like it'll immediately escape)

also, i am fairly certain this is NOT 6.9 inches insertable. When measured, it reached 20cm of insertable length or a whopping 7.8 inches. nearly 7.9. which is basically 8 inches if you ask any tall person.

this thing is huge. Could've used to be maybe <1 inch less girthy because the contrast between S and M is stark but I still couldn't be happier

Additionally, the squishy soft (SQUISHIEST option) has an amazing glide to it that my previous super soft / firmer toys can't be compared to. More reason to choose squishy soft

I got mine in a size X-Small with the Surprise Me Premium colour. I was initially apprehensive about getting an extra-small size, but I was surprised by how girthy it still was despite the shorter length, which is a big win for the girth>>length ladies! I absolutely adore the curve of it and the various bumps, love the colour too!

i received the goblin in size small(!) a couple weeks before the release as my mystery dildo in an order. i emailed support asking if they had really sent me a small! the photo is on a UC shipping box for scale. my fingers cant make a closed circle around it. it is ENORMOUS. i have yet to attempt, but when i do i can tell ill be in for a ride.

I love this dildo so much! At first, I was a bit intimidated by it‘s size (I know, many people here said, a small size is still huge, which is true, it‘s my biggest dilod so far), but then I tried it and now I‘m in love. It feels so good! Thank you so much Uncover creations for creating this amazing goblin dick :D

Goddamn grandma, this bad boy is eye watering. Had to order a small because I overestimated my abilities the first time and got a medium. Poor guy is still in my drawer, forlorn and unused, so I thought I would get a little something to bridge the gap 👀

The small is definitely where it's at and who knows, maybe I'll get there yet with the medium.

This guy is very filling and will take you on a journey- just don't start off cocky like I did. 😂

I like a girthy dildo, so I wanted to buy the Goblin II for quite some time. After reading the reviews, I started to doubt my capacities, and bought a small, soft one. I liked it a lot, it feels very comfortable, hitting all the right spots. But... I realised I should have gone bigger.
Guess who ordered a medium size about a week later 🫣. I had no patience, and bought a ready made medium size, medium firmness. This is where I should have followed the reviews: soft feels better, is easier to take.

The mystery dildo is a dildo I already own, even though I had listed the dildo's I already owned in the comments (with size and firmness). I guess I'll have to donate it to one of my friends.

Overal: great shape, great quality, great colours, great service.

good golly. uh, gadzooks.

what a beast. i got a ready made in sky blue and white (and it GLOWS, which made my night all over again), in medium and super soft and hooooooly. googly moogly. it’s thicker than a soda can the whole way through. the tip alone is bigger than my first big boy knot toy. i think the only thing really getting in my way of stuffing more than the tip in is that i find prep/stretching a chore.

it’ll be five stars when i can actually take the thing.

I read a lot of Orc related stories, this toy adds a deep new dimension to the stories

I love this dildo looks-wise. Just looking at it got me going so I felt compelled to buy one, something to note though...

This dildo is probably bigger than you think it is. Length wise it's very doable but width-wise is another story. I got the smallest variety to err on the side of caution and even then my eyes went wide when I first held it.

If, like me, you wanted this for anal play, I'd highly recommend getting it in Medium firmness, otherwise the width + the floppiness might make it hard (or impossible in my case) to actually insert fully. Maybe I just need to train up though.