Kobold-Dildo
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Super weich
Size: Klein
SKU:
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.6 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 6.1 |
| Head Diameter | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.7 | 2.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.4 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 2.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 6.9 | 8.4 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.9 | 8.3 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 8.7 | 11.2 | 12.8 | 15.8 |
Model: Kobold-Dildo
Hier ist euer neuer Lieblingsunruhestifter: Der Kobold.
Diese freche kleine Kreation bringt all die schelmische Energie mit, die man erwarten würde, komplett mit Rippen, Kurven und herrlich unebenen Stellen , die einen dazu bringen werden, sich zu fragen, warum man sich jemals mit langweiligem Spielzeug zufrieden gegeben hat.
Was macht diesen kleinen Unruhestifter so besonders, höre ich euch von hinten fragen?
Realistische Kurven treffen auf Fantasiekurven, denn warum sollte man sich zwischen dem, was funktioniert, und dem, was die Fantasie anregt, entscheiden?
Geschwungen für maximalen Genuss – und zwar in jeder Hinsicht. Stellen Sie sich vor, Sie hätten ein eingebautes Navigationssystem für all Ihre Lieblingsplätze.
Die unebene Unterseite sorgt dafür, dass man buchstäblich jede einzelne Kante und Kurve spürt. Diese Details sind nicht nur schön anzusehen (obwohl sie wirklich beeindruckend sind).
Der Goblin beweist, dass die besten Abenteuer dann passieren, wenn man ein bisschen Chaos zulässt.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.