Goblin Dildo

Beautiful design, but too firm in a Medium.
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Pros:
​Aesthetics: Gorgeous shape, fantastic size, and a beautiful color.
​Surface Texture: The bumps and grooves all over the toy look incredible and really build anticipation.
​Mystery Upgrade: We paid for the size upgrade to a Medium for our mystery toy and were thrilled to pull the Goblin—it felt like hitting the jackpot!
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Cons:
​Silicone Firmness: Because it was a mystery item, we couldn't select the firmness. The silicone we received is way too rigid.
​Comfort: While a stiffer firmness might work well for an XS or Small, a Medium or Large really needs a super soft silicone to be comfortable. Because it is so hard, it is too uncomfortable for us to use.

​Final Thoughts:
It looks absolutely incredible and has a surface texture to dream of, but if you are buying this in a Medium or Large, I highly recommend selecting a softer firmness for actual enjoyment. We would definitely consider repurchasing the Medium Goblin in a super soft firmness in the future. We really wish the mystery toy listings offered paid upgrade options to select a firmness preference or color tier, such as an upgrade for premium colors. We have loved all of the premium color effects we've received in the past and would probably pay for those upgrades every single time!

I’ve been thinking about this one and finally went for it when I got a coupon. The curve on the Goblin dildo is just *chef’s kiss* WONDERFUL! I got mine in a size small and while it’s not super challenging, it’s big enough to be filling if you have a smaller anatomy like me. The bumps add fun texture and the curve really finds my gspot well. This is definitely going to be played with a LOT. Another winner from UC! Big shoutout to customer service on this order. I ended up getting a goblin 2 by mistake and UC had a free replacement made and sent to me within 36 hours. It reached me very quickly considering it went from the U.K. to Michigan USA and it is absolutely amazing. Customer service is always great to work with, so thanks to those lovely people!

This was the free mystery dildo included with my order and I was SO pleasantly surprised. I would’ve never chosen this for myself, but I would’ve missed out. It’s very comfortable, but not boring. The ridges add pressure, and the curve and shape really let you control sensation. (that curve is eye rolling). Absolutely recommend upgrading to the silky smooth.

I had my eyes on this one for a while. I liked the mix of fantasy with realistic and finally decided to get it, and I am so glad I did! The bumped/ribbed texture feels amazing! I sized it up to a medium and love how big it is. Bonus, I love the green! It just perfectly adds to the fantasy and is so pretty!

Got this dildo for free with my order. The ridges, the bumps it al feels so good. When the first time it went inside , i definitely didn't expect it to be that amazing, but it is. It holds up with the suction cup pretty well. Colours are amazing, spooky vibes

This was definitely girthier and more textured than it looked in the pictures and hot damn was it worth every penny. The ridges made my eyes roll back in my head and I had one of those out of body experiences. My whole body went stiff as a board before fireworks exploded. I asked my husband what he thought since he was driving the equipment and his response was “you made some great new faces”

Upgraded my mystery dildo to small and got this beauty. I think it’s super soft firmness, and is gorgeous pink with gold colours, I love it!

Size wise, small is easily big enough for me. It is the kind of size of an endowed but regular human, with good length and generous thickness.

Used it on me (I’m female) and it felt great, lots of squirting, but I tighten and clench with pleasure so it was a struggle to keep it inside me. When I contracted and gripped I’d push it out. My bf pushed it really deep to counter that and it worked, but maybe I would benefit from something firmer.

Used it on my bf and he loved it! Loved the length, the thickness, the curve and the soft firmness. Has asked me not to tell him where I got it so he doesn’t spend all his money here haha

An excellent toy, can see it being used regularly

Thought this one would be a good addition to the roster, but it's quickly become the one and only.

Been eyeing up the Goblin for a few months and finally went for it. So glad I did, size small, beautiful detail as always and even more beautiful orgasms.

Perfect, i highly recommend. The shape and color are very nice.

soft, smooth bumps are a very nice easy texture to handle. also it’s just adorable

Was excited for this one, and it did not disappoint. Got it in Medium, and it’s perfect.

I got the medium and it was a bit big but overall the bumps and ridges hit all the right spots