Kobold-Dildo
All ribs, bumps, and a curve with a frankly suspicious sense of direction (it knows where it's going, just let it). If the texture looks like a lot from the photos, it isn't, those bumps are soft, smooth, and very easy to get along with, all in body safe silicone. Realistic where it counts, goblin everywhere else.
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Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Full details
Full details
Hier ist euer neuer Lieblingsunruhestifter: Der Kobold.
Diese freche kleine Kreation bringt all die schelmische Energie mit, die man erwarten würde, komplett mit Rippen, Kurven und herrlich unebenen Stellen , die einen dazu bringen werden, sich zu fragen, warum man sich jemals mit langweiligem Spielzeug zufrieden gegeben hat.
Was macht diesen kleinen Unruhestifter so besonders, höre ich euch von hinten fragen?
Realistische Kurven treffen auf Fantasiekurven, denn warum sollte man sich zwischen dem, was funktioniert, und dem, was die Fantasie anregt, entscheiden?
Geschwungen für maximalen Genuss – und zwar in jeder Hinsicht. Stellen Sie sich vor, Sie hätten ein eingebautes Navigationssystem für all Ihre Lieblingsplätze.
Die unebene Unterseite sorgt dafür, dass man buchstäblich jede einzelne Kante und Kurve spürt. Diese Details sind nicht nur schön anzusehen (obwohl sie wirklich beeindruckend sind).
Der Goblin beweist, dass die besten Abenteuer dann passieren, wenn man ein bisschen Chaos zulässt.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Pressure in waves
Every ridge registers and the textured underside keeps the feedback coming the whole way. Firm enough to feel, forgiving enough to take your time with.
It does the steering
That curve aims itself at the good spots so you're not working out the angles mid quest.
Low maintenance menace
Body safe silicone in four sizes from extra small to large, because chaos should still come in your size. A quick wash and it's ready for the next campaign.
Ready Mades: Kobold-Dildo
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.6 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 6.1 |
| Head Diameter | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.7 | 2.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.4 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 2.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 6.9 | 8.4 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.9 | 8.3 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 8.7 | 11.2 | 12.8 | 15.8 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep coming back to the ridges and bumps hitting all the right spots, with the curve a close second for letting you control the sensation (more than one mention of eye rolling). The green gets repeat praise for nailing the fantasy look, the texture is consistently called soft and easy to handle, and the suction cup upgrade holds up well. One honest note: the medium size can run a touch big, so a few sized up or down accordingly.
