Grab any toy from our collection and we'll throw in a free Mystery Dildo in x-small.

It'll pop into your cart automatically, and if x-small isn't quite your size, you can upgrade to whatever size makes your heart sing for just a few extra coins.

Think of it as our way of saying thanks for choosing us over those boring other places that probably don't even know what fun is.

Score yourself some serious savings with our 3 for 2 deal on all cock rings because apparently we're feeling generous today!

No codes needed – just toss three in your cart and watch the checkout magic happen (like a very specific fairy godmother).