The Tentacle III Dildo - X Small Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
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Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Super Soft
Size: X-Small
SKU:
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Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.8 | 3.1 | 3.5 |
| Head Circumference | 5.1 | 6.9 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
| Head Diameter | 1.6 | 2.2 | 2.6 | 3 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.9 | 7.3 | 9.3 | 10.4 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.9 | 2.3 | 2.9 | 3.3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.2 | 7.1 | 8.3 | 9.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.2 | 5.5 | 6.7 | 7.7 |
| Total Length | 5.5 | 7.3 | 8.7 | 10 |
| Base Circumference | 8.7 | 11 | 13.2 | 15.2 |
Model: The Tentacle III Dildo
The Tentacle III.
Thick, not long, and yes that was a decision (a tentacle that's all length is just showing off, this one's here to work). It's top heavy on purpose, sticking its chest out where it counts and getting slimmer on the way down, so it leads with the part you actually care about and tapers off politely after.
The front is suckers, soft ones, running the whole way down. The back is gentle ribs (a little something for the road). Between them you've got that natural tentacle curve doing the thing tentacles do best, which is finding the spot you'd have aimed it at yourself and then point blank refusing to leave.
It sits on a clam shell base, which sounds like set dressing but is genuinely the bit keeping everything stable and planted while you lose the plot entirely. Premium platinum silicone, soft enough to forgive, sturdy enough to mean it.
Designed by the same person behind the Goblin II and Dragon: Scales (@srirachaskrimps), so the pedigree's there. And Matt nailed the trademark colour again, which at this point we've started to take for granted (sorry Matt, we do see you).
A deep sea thing that knows exactly what it's doing. We'll stop describing it now before this turns into a nature documentary.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
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Sexual Freedom Awards
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Bazowie Awards
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XBIZ Europa Awards
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UK Fetish Awards
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