Der Lunar Grinder - Fertigmodell - 2200

I had been daydreaming about this grinder for some time before ordering. I've never had a grinder before but this looked so enticing! I got a ready-made version in super soft. The softness really helped make it an enjoyable ride!

My mystery dildo was a medium xsmall knotted dildo (not pictured). To help with gauging the softness levels, the medium feels like the other, more typical dildos I've purchased in the past. Soft, but not super pliable.

I fell in love with it when I first saw it, and in person it's still a work of art. Unfortunately, we did not click. It should have worked for me, as grinding was my go-to method for the longest time, but I just can't find the angle. We have zero chemistry, and I am literally heartbroken.

The silky-smooth upgrade is absolutely lovely, and I like the smell (it's gentle and not overpowering). However, it seems to be a coating that can rub off. Mine has a spot that either arrived already worn away or disintegrated after the first (very gentle!) wash, and I can't unsee it. It annoys the hell out of me. I would probably not go for this upgrade if I ordered again.

The signature color is stunning, but be mindful if you're a perfectionist: the strongly contrasting colors mean that any small imperfections, which can of course happen with handmade products, will be very visible. On mine, the golden base has visible black streaks and specks that look like dirt, which I also can't unsee. Still beautiful, but I wouldn't go for such a stark color contrast again either.

Guys please, your life will change forever. You will be spending every day thinking about when you can get your hands on another piece of art from these talented individuals. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK!! Not only was the quality BEYOND my expectations, the customer service?? I think thats the closest I’ll ever get to feeling like royalty. My Oni had a very minor defect and when i reached out to just ASK if there was anything i could do to fix it? They were on it. INSTANTLY. Not only did they ship me out a new one, but they threw in some goodies for me as well. I have never written a review on anything before but these people right here have ended that streak for me. I am very, VERY impatiently waiting until im able to order from here again.

It arrives well and discreetly packaged. The colors — even though I only got the Basic Pack — were absolutely beautiful. It’s definitely not your classic dildo, but oh my God, you can tell.

You do need a short moment at first to figure out what works best for you, but once you find it… wow. I regret NOTHING.

The tongue isn’t super long, but it definitely does the job. And the nose is just the icing on the cake. I can only recommend it.

I didn’t know I needed this toy until I had it. I requested to be surprised by the color, and OMG the piece they sent me is soooooooo beautiful! I almost didn’t want to play with it (almost 😈). The texture of the silicone is so soft. Washes easy after use. So happy I purchased this!

I am very happy with my purchase from uncover creations. I bought one of the ready made, squishy soft with the silky smooth upgrade and bullet hole. I think it would be unwise to purchase one of these without the bullet hole, and when I do purchase another I will make sure to add to that one as well. I think it adds a lot to the experience and to not have it as an option would give you less freedom with how you use it. Since it’s already expensive, I think making your toy truly pro level is worth it. I also don’t think I could go without the silky smooth! It feels so amazing on skin it’s just lovely even to touch with your hands, I don’t find its smells nutty at all. I’m still figuring out how to use it best, but the quality alone has sold me on this company forever. The marble is also gorgeous.