Der Tentakelschleifer

I am unfortunately attracted to cis-men, both sexually and romantically. Lately, I've been wanting one to just ruin my life (read: pu$$y) so much but they've just been ruining everything else instead. So what was I to do?

Found this little gem and knew immediately I had to have one. First, the man I wasted ~8 years of my life with didn't really go down on me and when he did, he had obviously recently watched porn. Nothing wrong with that, but real life is not a porn movie. So even that was more about him than what I wanted and devouring my soul through my vag. Second, I masturbate by grinding. Third, let's bring all the weird shit into 2025. Fourth, sometimes the thought of riding a demon's face just does it for me, you know?

I didn't balk at the price, especially with the care and quality y'all put into making these toys. I went for the skin-feel add-on and boy howdy was that ever a great decision! I also bought a bottle of the suggested lube, because lube is always a good thing to have.

I've used this guy strapped to a pillow so I can ride it while holding onto my bed frame, and while I didn't have an O from that position it still felt amaaazing and got me very ready for when I decided to finish.

I've also held it between my legs so I could really get it in there and seriously? I had no words. Legit one of the best Os I've ever had.

The tongue is a perfect size and flexibility, and the textured face makes grinding all over it quite the experience. The only qualm I had was if it would be difficult to clean and dry out well, but no issues with that.

Best part? I can satisfy the urge to fuck a guy's face without having to hear him talk!

Absolute LOVE this toy!! It's so soft, easy to use and gives a fair few ways to use it. I'm disabled and have mobility issues, but this Oni grinder is easy to use for that much desired stimulation! Hold the horns and let the tongue explore, slip in a horn and grind the nose, or rub its face everywhere, the options are boundless :D

The Oni Grinder is my first toy of this kind and I’m surprised in a positive way! It can be used in many different angles and positions and with the Liquid Silk instead of only waterbased lube it feels really good. I bought it in squishy soft and this was definitely the right decision. And the UC trademark colors in Sangria/Moonkissed instead of red/black look so cool!

This is my 2nd grinder from UC and I'm blown away by the:
1. T E X T U R E S!!!
2. Quality Squish
3. Aesthetics

Like bro is majestic. I love how detailed the face is, and love the colours the creators picked too!

This one seems to be taller than all the other grinders though, something to keep in mind if you're considering getting the vibrator hole upgrade (I personally did, and the vibrations are definitely a little weaker because of how thick the grinder is).

That said, it's definitely my new favourite 🥰

This is my first grinder, and not only is it absolutely beautiful - it is a freaking masterpiece. I chose for the team to surprise me with the colors - and they sure did! They’re gorgeous, and they GLOW! This guy is so masterfully sculpted, and that tongue though 😳 woof. At first, I thought I wished the tongue would have been longer (dildo length). But the more I experimented with grinding positions/angles and how to strap him to things, the more I realized it didn’t need to be longer at all. Mine is super soft firmness and just absolutely perfect. I cannot believe how exact like riding face this feels like - only better because there’s no inhibitions to let go of! I cannot wait to get my hands on more of this company’s pieces the second I can afford them, and I highly recommend them!

I’m new to using toys in the bedroom but decided to try something new. I looked at reviews and asked questions (customer service has been really great) and decided to buy the oni grinder. He was worth the money! I added the bullet upgrade, which was a great move on my part. I forgot to charge the batteries last time and it stopped when I was about 2/3 through (nooo 😮‍💨😭) and it was then that I realised that the bullet definitely heightened the experience. He’s great to grind against on his own, but the vibrations from the bullet are just *chef’s kiss* amazing 😻 I just turned on the vibrator and sat on him once and ooh! was that ever nice! I love that tongue texture in particular but he’s got quite a lot of good points and I am going to thoroughly enjoy finding each one.
I’ve only used him three times so far and I’m already looking at buying another grinder from this company. I didn’t get the silky smooth upgrade, but I think I will definitely get it for my next toy. I love the soft firmness that I got, but I think that the silky smooth upgrade will be worth getting. I didn’t know what to expect, so I was pleasantly surprised by how hefty he is. Although he has straps, I don’t think he’s going anywhere. He’s quite solid. I was a little worried that he might be a pain to clean, but I haven’t really had any problems yet. The toy cleaner I bought with him works quite well.
I paid extra for the UC trademark colours, and it looks even better in person. My monitor appears to show the colours darker than they are in person, so I was pleasantly surprised by how he looked. I like to poke and squeeze him a bit whenever I walk by him. I would squeeze him more, but I don’t want to risk damaging him. It’s probably a silly worry since he is so solidly built and will probably last a very long time. I don’t have him hidden under the bed but have him near my computer. He’s too beautiful to hide under the bed in a box all the time.
In conclusion, I am very happy with my purchase, and I will definitely come back again. Uncover Creations, you have earned yourself a loyal customer.