Das Ei (3er-Set)

Got the variety pack and it's great! Sizes are fun, silicone is super soft, and the big one is a challenge. Unfortunately the middle one has some odd bubbling indents all around the bottom of the egg that have me slightly worried about being able to thoroughly clean it. But other than that they're great!

The pouring job was very well done and they look beautiful!

I found that I really like the biggest and second biggest ones, but I wish they were rounded out just a bit but more. I know they are eggs, but it feels a bit too long. Still really good, just a few slight changes I would make.

Great sizes and very comfortable. Well made product.

Really nice quality materials, definitely gave me the stuffed feeling I was after, the firmness was great and feels really comfortable once it's inside. Really really fun for solo play with a vibe, I will definitely be looking at some of the textured ones next, and explain why my top drawer is full of eggs later

They came out really nice! Totally worth the wait. My only small complaint is that I thought they'd have a glossy finish, but it's more of a muted shimmer. Still lovely to look at tho

The eggs were bought to experiment with, as I love the feeling of being full, and was tired of waiting for someone to come into my life to help me feel that.

Yeah, they may have inadvertently encouraged me to remain single the rest of my life, because darn, these are so good. When they arrived I had doubts about the biggest egg. It was big. I worked my way up and felt a bit like Goldilocks with the first one, which was far too easy to take. The medium egg was great and I got some lovely tingly goodness every time I squeezed my muscles. An excellent choice for walking around with a secret inside. And then the big one. Wow. A previous review stated it was like being fisted and they were not wrong, but without having the rest of the arm and indeed person attached to it. Solo heaven. Throw in some good vibrations on the clit and bury your face in the pillow so the neighbours don't hear you. Because I made sounds I didn't even know were possible. I'm actually writing this review whilst sneaking a look at my stairs and wondering if I should delay cooking dinner in favour of a little egg-citing behaviour. Hmmm. I think I shall. Why not?

Works good

I believe I have some pelvic floor issues, where if I try to put a dildo inside me I have to force it through that barrier because I can't relax it, and I think that that made the eggs get stuck in me. I wasn't thinking that that could be an issue before trying, but, after trying the small and having that stuck for six hours while I struggled to pry myself open enough for it to pop out because I couldn't grab it with my fingers from it being so deep and I believe it was possibly stuck along my fornix, and the same issue with the medium that was stuck for an hour where I was pushing so hard and trying to hold myself open so wide I was worried I would hurt myself, I have come to the conclusion that either my pelvic floor is too tight, I'm too inexperienced, or I'm just not anatomically fit for it. If they had some sort of retrieval method like a cord or something securely connected to it I would be willing to try again, because it is very hot going in, and coming out is a little exciting (even if I was mostly just relieved they weren't stuck anymore...), but, if you're like me and have any tightness issues, probably pass on it.
I got the pack in medium firmness and tried the small and medium size, did not try the large out of worry that would get lodged even worse and I would be unable to push it out at all seeing how physically difficult medium was. Maybe a softer firmness would be easier, maybe it would make it harder to get out, I'm not sure. Be careful.

If you are a (vaginal) fisting enthusiast, I have great news: the large egg is basically DIY FISTING. It's pretty much the exact same sensation. I found the small to be kind of pointless and probably won't use it unless I get an ovipositor, and the medium was enjoyable to insert/remove but was not noticeable when in place, but the large: SELF-FISTING TOY OF MY DREAMS.

smooth and colorful, GF and I love them so far, comfortable to use and we like the random colors we been getting, will be trying out other types of eggs to see what we like the best.

The cuts at the base of the eggs are not very clean, especially on the medium and small eggs. I'm worried they will become a tear before long. There is a small nick on the big egg.

Silicone quality seems good. Packaging was minimal, which is appreciated, but there was no barrier between the lube bottle and the silicone eggs, which is a risk of damage from plastic edges. Also, the paper the eggs were in was torn.

The sizes were perfect smooth, they won't get lost, slippery when lubricated (water based), and when my partner and I tried it out we immediately decided to get more!