





The Dragon Rider Grinder
The Dragon Rider came second in Design A Grinder II. Second. To The Angel, which went on to become our best selling grinder, so honestly (and we say this with love) losing to that is basically winning. Designed by the talented Matti, part dildo, part grinder, and fully committed to both jobs.
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The One That Almost Won Design A Grinder II...
The Dragon Rider came second in our Design A Grinder II competition. Second. To The Angel, which then went on to become our best selling grinder, so honestly (and we say this with love) losing to that is basically winning. We were never letting this one sit in a sketchbook.
Part dildo, part grinder, fully committed to both jobs.
What you're working with:
- The Belly. Deep ribs along the sides, like a dragon who does ab work. Built for grinding, and very good at it.
- The Knot. Sits underneath doing the actual labour while you take the credit. As it should be.
- The Scales. Layered arrowhead plates. They look dramatic. They feel even better.
Comes with two black nylon straps already fitted (1m each, quick side release buckles) so you can strap this beauty to a pillow, your hand, a thigh, a forearm, wherever works, and grind the night away hands free if that's the plan.
A note on lube
Grinding goes better with lube. That's just physics (probably). Get a good water based one, use more than you think you need, then use a bit more.
Designed by the talented Matti for our Design A Grinder II competition. Poured, finished and sent out by us, in house.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
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Ride on top, knot underneath
Deep ribbed belly and balls to grind on up top, while the knot sits underneath doing the actual labour and you take the credit. The layered arrowhead scales look dramatic, and they feel even better.
Strap it anywhere
Comes with two black nylon straps already fitted (1m each, quick side release buckles) so it goes on a pillow, a thigh, a forearm, your hand, wherever works. Hands free grinding all night, if that's the plan.
Poured in house
Platinum silicone, poured, finished and sent out by us, in house. Grinding goes better with a good water based lube (that's just physics, probably), so use more than you think you need, then a bit more, and give the scales a proper clean in the crevices afterwards.
Size Guide
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5″ |
| Width | 5.5″ |
| Tip Circumference | 1.8″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.6″ |
| Knot Circumference | 6.4″ |
| Knot Diameter | 2″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.5″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 1.5″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.1″ |
| Height | 2.8″ |
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