




Das Drachenei
Lightly scaled, gently weighty, and present in a way you keep noticing. If you're worried they'll get uncomfortable on a long sit, they won't: soft premium platinum silicone that's happy to stay put without complaint. We spent years making the dragons before we got round to their eggs, so yes, completely backwards, but your dragon mother era forgives us.
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Wir stellen schon seit einiger Zeit Drachendildos her. Verschiedene Ausführungen, Größen, Schuppen, Rillen – die ganze anatomisch fragwürdige Fantasiewelt.
Und die Eier? Fehlanzeige. Totale Versäumnisse. Im Nachhinein wirklich peinlich.
ALSO HABEN WIR ES BEHOBEN.
Das Drachenei ist strukturiert, schuppig und einfach alles, was ein Fantasy-Drachenei sein sollte (endlich!). Erhältlich in drei Größen, gefertigt aus hochwertigem Platinsilikon und das Warten hat sich absolut gelohnt. Auch wenn wir die Dinge etwas anders angegangen sind.
Deine Drachenmutter-Ära beginnt hier.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Noticeable, not negotiable
Textured scales and a squishy, filling weight that goes from pleasant background hum with one egg to undeniable with three. The texture is subtle enough to insert easily and pronounced enough to matter.
Build your clutch
Three eggs means you start with one and work your way up at whatever pace your ambition allows. Size down if you want the full clutch in at once, size up if you want each egg to be an event.
Platinum silicone, obviously
Premium platinum silicone that's body safe, easy to clean, and soft enough for genuinely long wear. No drama on the way in, no drama on the way out.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 2 | 3.3 | 3.9 |
| Circumference | 4.3 | 6.7 | 8.7 |
| Diameter | 1.4 | 2.1 | 2.8 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the comfortable long wear, the soft squishy texture, and how easy these are to insert and clean, with several calling them the perfect bridge between smaller and larger eggs. The one recurring note is sizing: these run bigger than expected, and multiple reviewers recommend sizing down if you want more than one or two in at once. A few also mention the colours matching other toys in their order, which went down very well.


















































