Der Banana X Tentakel-Dildo – Große Größe – Superweiche Festigkeit – Fast perfekt – Fertig

Name: The Banana X Tentacle Dildo - X Small Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made
Rating: 4.50 (4 reviews)

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£49

Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.

Willkommen bei „Almost Perfect“, wo Unvollkommenheit auf Chance trifft. Entdecken Sie eine kuratierte Auswahl an Produkten, die zwar leichte Mängel aufweisen, aber dennoch ein außergewöhnliches Preis-Leistungs-Verhältnis mit Rabatten von bis zu 50 % bieten.

Dieser Banana X Tentacle Dildo hat eine kleine Delle in der Schale, wie auf dem Bild hervorgehoben.

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Willkommen bei „Almost Perfect“, wo Unvollkommenheit auf Chance trifft. Entdecken Sie eine kuratierte Auswahl an Produkten, die zwar leichte Mängel aufweisen, aber dennoch ein außergewöhnliches Preis-Leistungs-Verhältnis mit Rabatten von bis zu 50 % bieten.

Dieser Banana X Tentacle Dildo hat eine kleine Delle in der Schale, wie auf dem Bild hervorgehoben.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Returns

Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.

You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.

For more info here's our full returns policy.

Secure Checkout

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Firmness: Super weich

Size: XS, Klein, Mittel und Groß

SKU:

7009 A1-2

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Der Banana X Tentakel-Dildo – Große Größe – Superweiche Festigkeit – Fast perfekt – Fertig4.5

4 Bewertungen

£49

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1	1.8 4.6	2.1 5.3
Head Circumference	2.3 5.8	2.7 6.9	3.1 7.9	3.2 8.1
Head Diameter	0.7 1.8	0.9 2.3	1.0 2.5	1.0 2.5
Knot or Middle Circumference	3.5 8.9	3.8 9.7	4.4 11.2	5.0 12.7
Middle diameter	1.1 2.8	1.2 3.0	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1
Shaft Circumference	3.7 9.4	4.2 10.7	4.8 12.2	5.5 14.0
Insertable Length	3.1 7.9	3.4 8.6	4.1 10.4	4.7 11.9
Total Length	5.9 15.0	6.7 17.0	7.5 19.1	9.1 23.1
Base Circumference	7.8 19.8	8.9 22.6	10.1 25.7	11.6 29.5

Model: Der Banana X Tentakel-Dildo

4.5

4 Bewertungen

Hinweis: Version 2.0 behebt alles, was uns dazu gebracht hat, uns unter unseren Schreibtischen zu verstecken:

Stabile Basis, die wirklich an Ort und Stelle bleibt (keine peinlichen Stürze mehr)
Kompatibel mit Saugnäpfen UND Vac-U-Lock (weil Optionen alles sind)
Natürliche Bananenkurve für genau die richtige Art von Vergnügen

Die Zusammenarbeit, von der Sie nie wussten, dass Sie sie brauchen. Die suggestivste Frucht der Natur trifft auf Ihre tiefsten Meeresfantasien.

Das Banana X Tentacle vereint das Beste aus beiden Welten – die sanfte Kurve, die genau weiß, wohin sie geht, und die herrlich strukturierten Saugnäpfe, die jedes Abenteuer interessanter machen. Es ist, als hätte Ihre Lieblingsfrucht eine wilde Nacht mit einem Meeresbewohner verbracht, und mal ehrlich? Wir sind dabei.

Egal, ob Sie Ihre Tiefseefantasien ausleben oder einfach nur kreative Anatomie schätzen, dieses Spielzeug wird Ihre Sicht auf die Obstabteilung für immer verändern.

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4 stars: 2 (50%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
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1 star: 0 (0%)

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Expectation vs. Reality

Bought this one more as a display piece than for actual use because I LOVED the concept, primarily due to how real the banana looks here on the listing. Unfortunately, reality could not quite live up to the expectation set by the photo this time around: IRL, the yellow of the peel is very pale and not at all like the vibrant, strong banana yellow I was expecting. I understand that hand made products are going to turn out a little different each time around (and the banana tentacle shown on the listing is legitimately stunning!), but when you advertise something as the signature color and charge extra for it, you do create the expectation that what you're showing off on the listing is a result you can recreate. I own three other UC toys in their signature colors and all of them look just as stunning IRL as they do on their respective product pages (if not more!), so this was a bit of a letdown. If I'd known it would come out looking like this, I'd have gone for fun, crazy colors instead of realism. (I did reach out to support to express my disappointment over the color and they refunded me the cost for the signature color upgrade, which was very nice.)

Bought for a giggle, Great for a tickle

Bought it mostly because it was funny, and I like rewarding silliness. Wife finds it to be better at clitoral stimulation than as an insertable, but she didn't dislike it either way. Probably won't be our regular go-to, but it's fun to have fun in bed sometimes.

I can't hear you Bert, I have a banana in my rear

I got this in medium, soft and it feels great in my pussy. Because it's asymmetrical you get different sensations when you rotate it. The "banana peel" part makes a good handle. I haven't tried it up the back door yet but am planning to. The design gets hilarious reactions from other people when you whip it out.

The one thing I don't like about the design is that unlike some of the other dildos it doesn't have a wide base that could stand up or be attached to a suction cup accessory.

Yummy

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FAQ

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer 3 firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.