Der Alien II Dildo
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
Direkt aus dem biomechanischen Fiebertraum von jemandem (ich schaue dich an, HR Giger)
Wir präsentieren: The Alien II. Lassen Sie sich nicht von der schlanken Silhouette täuschen. Diese stark gerippten Texturen? Die sind nicht nur zur Schau. Sie werden JEDEN EINZELNEN ZENTRUM spüren.
Dieses Ding hat Kurven, die Ihre Zehen zum Einrollen und Ihre Augen zum Verdrehen bringen. Es weiß genau, wo es drücken, gleiten und stimulieren muss, als hätte es eine Karte Ihrer Lustpunkte studiert, seit Sie noch nicht einmal wussten, dass es sie gibt. Das Alien weiß, wo sie sind. Das Alien weiß es immer.
Diese überirdische Kreation wurde von der brillanten Kat von Excelddesigns entworfen (die sich offensichtlich besser mit Anatomie auskennt als die meisten medizinischen Lehrbücher) und bereitet Ihnen ein Vergnügen, das Sie möglicherweise in Zungen sprechen lässt. Oder zumindest dazu, Ihren Freunden am nächsten Tag in Großbuchstaben eine SMS zu schreiben.
Zu den Nebenwirkungen können gehören: spontanes Keuchen, Nachbarn, die sich Ihren Namen merken, und der plötzliche Drang, an außerirdisches Leben zu glauben.
- Firmness
- Mittel
- Size
- XS, Klein, Mittel und GroßSize Guide
- Ref
- 7491 C4-2
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Description
Description
Direkt aus dem biomechanischen Fiebertraum von jemandem (ich schaue dich an, HR Giger)
Wir präsentieren: The Alien II. Lassen Sie sich nicht von der schlanken Silhouette täuschen. Diese stark gerippten Texturen? Die sind nicht nur zur Schau. Sie werden JEDEN EINZELNEN ZENTRUM spüren.
Dieses Ding hat Kurven, die Ihre Zehen zum Einrollen und Ihre Augen zum Verdrehen bringen. Es weiß genau, wo es drücken, gleiten und stimulieren muss, als hätte es eine Karte Ihrer Lustpunkte studiert, seit Sie noch nicht einmal wussten, dass es sie gibt. Das Alien weiß, wo sie sind. Das Alien weiß es immer.
Diese überirdische Kreation wurde von der brillanten Kat von Excelddesigns entworfen (die sich offensichtlich besser mit Anatomie auskennt als die meisten medizinischen Lehrbücher) und bereitet Ihnen ein Vergnügen, das Sie möglicherweise in Zungen sprechen lässt. Oder zumindest dazu, Ihren Freunden am nächsten Tag in Großbuchstaben eine SMS zu schreiben.
Zu den Nebenwirkungen können gehören: spontanes Keuchen, Nachbarn, die sich Ihren Namen merken, und der plötzliche Drang, an außerirdisches Leben zu glauben.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Similar Ready Mades
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide
This one is XS. The other sizes are shown for comparison.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6″ | 1.7″ | 2.0″ | 2.3″ |
| Head Circumference | 2.0″ | 2.4″ | 2.6″ | 2.9″ |
| Head Diameter | 0.6″ | 0.8″ | 0.8″ | 0.9″ |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5″ | 3.9″ | 4.5″ | 5.2″ |
| Middle diameter | 1.1″ | 1.2″ | 1.4″ | 1.7″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8″ | 3.5″ | 4.2″ | 4.3″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.7″ | 5.6″ | 6.2″ | 7.2″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 6.5″ | 7.3″ | 8.4″ |
| Base Circumference | 6.1″ | 7.1″ | 7.7″ | 9.1″ |
These are this one’s numbers. Curious how it compares to everything else we make?
See Every Size, Side By Side
What our customers say
The recurring love is for the texture (you can feel every ridge, apparently on loop) and the genuinely small size options, which people struggled to find elsewhere in monster-style toys, plus repeat praise for the colours including a glow in the dark. It's a favourite for anal and novice-friendly use thanks to the subtle knot. The one honest note: a couple of people found XS in super soft tricky to get started with, and a few plan to size up for more girth.
Model: Der Alien II Dildo
Direkt aus dem biomechanischen Fiebertraum von jemandem (ich schaue dich an, HR Giger)
Wir präsentieren: The Alien II. Lassen Sie sich nicht von der schlanken Silhouette täuschen. Diese stark gerippten Texturen? Die sind nicht nur zur Schau. Sie werden JEDEN EINZELNEN ZENTRUM spüren.
Dieses Ding hat Kurven, die Ihre Zehen zum Einrollen und Ihre Augen zum Verdrehen bringen. Es weiß genau, wo es drücken, gleiten und stimulieren muss, als hätte es eine Karte Ihrer Lustpunkte studiert, seit Sie noch nicht einmal wussten, dass es sie gibt. Das Alien weiß, wo sie sind. Das Alien weiß es immer.
Diese überirdische Kreation wurde von der brillanten Kat von Excelddesigns entworfen (die sich offensichtlich besser mit Anatomie auskennt als die meisten medizinischen Lehrbücher) und bereitet Ihnen ein Vergnügen, das Sie möglicherweise in Zungen sprechen lässt. Oder zumindest dazu, Ihren Freunden am nächsten Tag in Großbuchstaben eine SMS zu schreiben.
Zu den Nebenwirkungen können gehören: spontanes Keuchen, Nachbarn, die sich Ihren Namen merken, und der plötzliche Drang, an außerirdisches Leben zu glauben.
You can feel every ridge. I got Large and Medium density and I think they were the perfect options for my body. Goes deep without effort.
I got this as a mystery gift (in small) and I love it! At first, I can't lie I got a bit judgey- I liked the shape but thought it was too narrow for me. I've since apologized to this incredible dildo as it is literally perfect in every way for anal. Highly recommend for anal novices that want easy use with exciting texture and a perfectly subtle knot.
Got this as a very welcomed mystery dildo freebie and I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!
Bit thinner than the other ones I have BUT I think that just might be the feature that makes this dildo so great. You can feel every single ridge!
I got the upgrade to medium for this. And the scream I scrumpt when I found out this colour was a glow in the dark… Just genious!
well made, discreetly packaged and feels great! perfect for my first (non-vibrating) dildo, I ordered a size medium and am so happy with how small it still comes out, perfect for my first! The knot is very fun and the texture is lovely.
This is a great toy! I got small and medium firmness and am happy with my purchase. The size small is a great length and circumference for me. The moonkissed color is really nice too!
Got this as a mystery XS freebie when I ordered my Centaur earlier this year (which I realize now was a hilarious size difference package) and found this thing to be just so fun. With backdoor play you will 100% feel every single rib, and the relaxed knot makes it a great plug-like toy. As a free offering this was great but as a word of warning: XS and super soft makes this one a real pain to get in at times. If you'll entertain a crude metaphor— a xeno with whiskey-dick. Regardless, I can only imagine what this little freak is like at larger sizes, and I may very well have to find out soon.
Super nice but I wish it was a little more girthy, so in the future I'll size up, then.
Wife absolutely loves this toy and the freeby that came with it is a big hit too. Looking forward to trying another and going a size up!
I got this one as a freebie as part of a promotion (at least I think it's this one. I scrutinised the appearance to be sure) and he's just a lil guy. XS is actually perfect for someone like me with their parts being all sorts of wonky.
We had to look for agesr to find a non boring dildo company that accommodates small sizes as we found most monster style ones came in big bigger and massive. My partner and I absolutely love using this on eachother the colour is amazing and the ribbed texture (we got the standard softness) is the best!!!
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
Award-Winning Fantasy Sex Toys
Recognised by leading names in the industry.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Winner – Product of the Year
Bazowie Awards
Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year
XBIZ Awards
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UK Fetish Awards
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Alternative Awards
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