Das Überraschungsei (Einzelperson)
A smooth, weighted little egg that slips in and follows you around all day, quietly turning the big shop into a genuinely interesting errand. If you're squinting nervously at the size chart, don't: the egg shape and the squish do most of the work going in, and it's platinum silicone, so it's body safe and frankly tougher than you are. The colour is a surprise because we pick it, and we'd like it on record that we pick well.
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Full details
Full details
Jede Bestellung bezieht sich auf ein einzelnes Ei und die Farbe wird zufällig ausgewählt.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Fullness with give
Real fullness and stretch without the discomfort, because the softer firmnesses have enough flex to basically negotiate their way in. Heavy enough that you never forget it's there, which is rather the point.
Wear it anywhere
Pop it in, carry on as normal, and enjoy the part where getting it back out takes a satisfying bit of effort. Plays nicely solo or alongside a plug if you're feeling ambitious.
Smooth and unbothered
Platinum cured, nonporous, and wiped clean in seconds. Between uses it passes for a stress ball or shelf decor (which is more than most of your possessions can say for themselves).
Ready Mades: Das Überraschungsei (Einzelperson)
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 1.8 | 2.8 | 3.9 |
| Circumference | 4.7 | 6.3 | 8.0 |
| Diameter | 1.5 | 2.0 | 2.6 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep landing on the same things: a brilliant first egg, quality that feels above the price, and genuine delight at whatever random colour turns up. The one recurring heads up is sizing, as the mediums and larges run bigger than the chart suggests, so beginners tend to be happiest sizing down and going soft. Fast shipping and customer service that actually replies get mentioned more than once too.
