TLDR - First dragon? Dragon: Knot I Dildo or Dragon: Knot II Dildo, in X-Small. - Love texture? Dragon: Scale Dildo. Want the final boss? Sinnovator Warrior Dragon Dildo. - Pick the shape first, then the size. If it has a knot, size down.
Right then. Full disclosure: we make these, so every pick below is ours (shocking, we know). What we can give you that a marketplace list can't is the real measurements, what our reviewers actually say, and who each one isn't for.
Step 1: find your dragon dildo size
Girth beats length. Most people can take more length than they expect. The widest point (usually the knot) is what decides comfort.
- Measure a toy you already like. Wrap a soft tape measure (or a strip of paper) round its widest point. That's your circumference.
- Pick a dragon whose widest point is within about half an inch of it. Only size up once that feels easy.
- No toy to compare? Start X-Small or Small. A small dragon dildo isn't settling for less. The texture still does the work.
- If it has a knot, size down. The knot is the widest bit, so go one size smaller than you would for a smooth toy.
Every dragon, side by side
Every dragon we make, drawn to scale. Tap one for its full measurements, or pick up to three and compare.
After a 12 inch dragon dildo? Our longest is the Sinnovator Warrior Dragon Dildo in X-Large, at 12.6" insertable. Some makers go to 18 and 24 inches. At that size, only buy from someone who publishes full measurements and uses platinum silicone.
Step 2: choose your firmness
- Super Soft (00-40): our best seller, and the one we'd pick for you if you made us. Bends, squashes, forgives.
- Squishy Soft (00-20): our softest, and the most forgiving on knots and girth (basically a marshmallow with ambition).
- Medium (10A): a bit of squish, stands up on its own, and you'll feel every single scale.
Can't decide? Super Soft. Everyone else couldn't either, which is why it's the best seller. More in our firmness guide.
Step 3: find your dragon
They're all great. They're just not all for everyone.
A gentle first dragon (start here)
Dragon: Knot I Dildo or Dragon: Knot II Dildo, in X-Small. Dragon training wheels. Both have a gentle, gradual knot and light scales, and the Knot II is the one we'd hand a first timer. It's our most reviewed dragon (60 reviews, 4.7 stars), and reviewers keep calling it the first knot they could actually take. Not for you if: you already own anything girthy. Reviewers say the Knot II runs slim, so size up if you're experienced.
Smooth, no texture (easy shape)
Dragon Dildo or Dragon II Dildo. Gentle curves and a tapered tip, without the scales getting in the way. Good if knots and heavy texture aren't your thing.
Slim, with a G or P spot curve (easy shape)
Dragon III Dildo. An ultra slim profile with three ridges and a curve that finds the G-spot or P-spot, on a solid base that stays put.
Hands free grinding (easy shape)
Dragon Rider Grinder. Part dildo, part grinder: deep ribs for grinding, a knot underneath and arrowhead scales. Two straps come fitted, so you can strap it to a pillow or thigh and go hands free.
Heavily textured (some stretch)
Dragon: Scale Dildo, Dragon: Scale II Dildo or Sinnovator Draic Dragon Dildo. Scales, ridges, all of it. The Scale is a stacked tower of scale ridges and girthier than the Knot range at every size (4.9 stars from 19 reviews). The Scale II has its knot at the tip (yes, really), so you get the stretch and pop straight away. The Draic swaps scales for rippled ridges and a serpentine curve. Not for you if: you're brand new to girth. Start at X-Small, or go back to the first dragons above.
Three bulges that grow as you go (some stretch)
Dragon: Knot III Dildo or Dragon: Knot IV Dildo. Three bulges, each a bit bigger than the last. The Knot III (4.8 stars, 37 reviews) adds bumps underneath and a curve. The Knot IV (4.9 stars, 20 reviews) was designed by a customer in our Design a Dildo competition.
Big, textured and knotted (final boss)
Sinnovator Warrior Dragon Dildo. Our biggest dragon: up to 12.6" insertable with a 15.7" knot in X-Large, with ridges, nubs underneath and a textured knot. It won our sister brand Sinnovator's design competition (4.7 stars from 47 reviews). Not for you if: you haven't comfortably taken a Large somewhere else. The L and XL are serious sizes.
Pick your colours
Every dragon is poured to order, so you choose the colours: solids, blends, and the iridescent pours some models are known for. Real examples live in the colour guide and our gallery.
Still stuck?
- Never done a knot? Dragon: Knot I Dildo or Dragon: Knot II Dildo, X-Small, Super Soft.
- Want texture over size? Dragon: Scale Dildo, one size below your usual.
- Want hands free? Any dragon in Medium with a double suction cup, or the Dragon Rider Grinder.
- Can't wait? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 2 days.
New to dragons altogether? Start with Dragon Dildos Explained. Comparing makers? Here's The Best Bad Dragon Alternatives (we came first, funnily enough).
No pressure. But if this doesn't sell a few dragons, I have to admit Alex was right about something, and nobody wants that.
Chief Dildo Officer
