Der Venus Grinder

I did not know what to expect when I ordered this, but this is the best toy I've ever purchased. After reading reviews I went with the medium firmness and let them surprise me with the colour (I got pearlescent white, which gave me pause, but im leaning into the ethereal alien vibes) Game changer! 10/10! No notes! My only complaint is that I have other jobs to do but zero motivation to leave the bedroom.

My photos don't do it justice!
The pour is gorgeous, I honestly want to keep it on my shelf and not stashed away.
I got a mix of dragons gold, forest green and indian silk, which i'm in love with and will probably be ordering other toys in this mix.
The texture is thoroughly enjoyable and really quite varied depending on how you position it.
The super soft option is the perfect mix of firm enough to have something solid to grind against, while still being soft enough to be a nice glide.

Beyond excited with my new toys! Wasn't sure whether I'd like this, so I was kinda nervous to splurge. It arrived way sooner than expected, lucky me. The emails were a lot of fun and it was discretely packaged.

The colors are absolutely stunning. For the grinder I chose Surprise me me basic, medium firmness. Instead of a Venus plant, it reminds me of Nessie (Loch Less monster) which made me fall in love with it. The color is just spot on for that too. Happy I didn't go softer, as I'm not particularly sensitive and generally like pressure. Satisfyer power bullet in the pic for scale - fits well. A longer bullet would too.

The surprise dildo (sized up to medium) was beautiful and surprisingly perfect for me. The egg I added to compare firmness is a fun little treat.

Can't thank you all enough for your creativity and spirit. As a transguy who transitioned in their fifties, I'm connecting to my body finally. These toys are inviting me to experiment and have fun. Highly recommend.

(Sorry for the terrible photo and random cat hairs lol. They’re everywhere no matter what I do.) Anyway, I have never tried a more satisfying toy in my life. (It may or may not be more fun than an actual dick, but I’m not saying one way or the other.) When I tested it for the first time, I finished in record time because it was just too good, but I couldn’t even be upset. I just had no idea toys could be this pleasurable.

The stem is the perfect length and the way it widens at the tip makes me feel things I’ve never felt before. The spikes did indeed make me nervous at first, as the description cheekily hints at, but they ended up feeling beyond incredible. The softness level I picked ended up being fantastic for my needs, and that texture combined with the silky smooth upgrade? Say no more. The entire toy is perfect for both anal and vaginal play, and I know I won’t be trading any nasty stuff (in a bad way) between the two if I wash it thoroughly between uses since the silicone is obviously such high quality. Even the color pour ended up being cooler than I’d imagined.

I seriously can’t get enough of this grinder. It really does bring me back to the good old days when I’d have some fun with a pillow or a towel as a wee lad, but this is much better than anything I could have dreamt up on my own. I’m using this thing until it falls apart, but I doubt that’ll happen anytime soon since it’s so sturdy. Genuinely such a well-designed, well-made product. This entire company has definitely earned my loyalty.

I just wanted to add a review on my order as I'm not 100% satisfied. I've purchased The Tentacle Grinder in the past with the same with The Super Soft Firmness, and the texture feels different, the bumps in the middle looses its shape as I glide my finger across it with minimal pressure. The penetrative tentacle part also changes shape more than I'd like using my hands. The surface also grabs more on the skin compared to the other one I got, so the silicone was cured quicker and such I feel will irritate my skin.

I also think with this model that more importantly that the hole for the vibrator should be have more options when selecting the product. I was under the assumption that the hole would be where the tentacle is would be a small hole that you would insert upwards. However I have a horizontal slit instead under the bumps as shown below. I was confused and looked at some reviews of the same product and saw that they were more like my initial assumption. Honestly I prefer the location now with the easier insertion/removal, and also since I get more pleasure from clitoral than penetration however other customers may feel differently and may feel they're not getting what they asked for. As such I feel that the company should also advertise what the underside of the product in the initial photos in this change or add an option whether they want the vibrant hole to be vertical or horizontal.

The default "super soft" option worked well for me personally, but I don't think I'd go any softer. I also sprang for the Silky Smooth coating and bullet hole, and thank god I did. A little vibration really ups the ante on this thing, and the less "sticky" texture with the coating really works for me. I don't notice the added scent unless I put my face up to it, and even then, it isn't terribly unpleasant. Cleaning is a chore, but I'd expect that from an intricate shape like this. Very happy to add this one to the collection.