Der Tentakelschleifer

First thing, Uncover Creations grinders are big and HEFTY. There's lots of room and surface to rub on and explore with my bits. Its thick and strong (heyo!) and can withstand being strapped down tight and ridden hard. It stays put well even without using the straps, which is nice because they can get uncomfortable after a while, especially with lube getting around.
Next, the silky smooth upgrade makes a good difference for me, just petting it is fun. It eliminates the sticky-grippy feel silicone usually has and makes gliding around easier, and with less lube needed. The smell is very mild, I find it pleasantly earthy. It also makes the finish matte, I have an ovipositor with the same colors, and you can see how much shinier it is.
I got mine in the squishy soft firmness based on reviews and recommendations. But in my exploration of grinders and tentacles, I am finding I prefer firmer and lots of texture. So I think the medium firmness with the silky finish would be better for me, but this is still very nice
I also got a bullet vibe port, along with the nu sensuelle vibe add-on, and while the vibrations are fun and add a lil something, accessing the vibrator's controls during use is a pain. Especially if it's strapped to something, as the port is on the underside. A remote controlled bullet vibrator could work well, but that's hard to find.

It was my first custom toy, so I didn't know exactly what to expect. I'm so excited about how it turned out. Glow blue and green, and moonkissed, with the durian finish. It looks ghostly and gorgeous

First of all, specs!
- From the inventory, so idk the colors, they're pretty tho!
- super soft
- bullet slot upgrade yes, silky soft upgrade no

Feels like silicone, fairly squishy, I haven't really *used* used it yet (just washed and admired it, and used it as a squishy fidget) but the results of that are more on me than the product itself anyway.

About washing it, it's silicone, water doesn't really stick to it. Don't try to pat it dry and get the towel in all the crevices, give it a shake over the sink, or wherever you're washing it. Then lay the towel down on a hard surface, and THWACK the grinder tentacle side down on it. Voila! No more water. (Picture was taken right after I did this, any remaining water I'm letting air dry, but there honestly isn't much)
Well, you do kinda have to stick the towel in the vibrator slot just to be sure though, this is mostly about all the tiny divots and crevices in the tentacles themselves

Now for the ✨dramatic retelling✨ review I promised in my order note, mainly focused on the free xs mystery dildo as I had a few requests about it that UC kindly accommodated!

I'm not used to penetration at all, and some of the dildos even in extra small look really intimidating. So I asked that they give me one of the more slender/smaller models in one of the two softer densities. I also specified knots were good to be clear those were hot i wasn't saying no to that, but I wanted it to be smaller at the beginning so I could at least get some of it in easier.

So fast forward to today when I got the package in the mail, a very unassuming package that arrived rather quickly considering It had to travel over the ocean. There was absolutely nothing on it that would indicate the contents to the people I live with.

I brought it to my room and excitedly ripped it open and pulled out the sealed bag containing my toys (and some lube, but that's not the focus here, i will note that the lube arrived safe and sealed after traveling to the United States)

To my joy, alongside the gorgeous premade grinder I ordered (that did in fact look exactly like the picture as promised) was an xs, super soft (which I am certain of due to it feeling just like the grinder) knot II in a gorgeous purple color!

Yes I had indeed secretly hoped for a knotted dildo, I deliberated actually purchasing one specifically myself but my sex toy budget at the moment is dismally small. In fact these are the first sex toys ive ever bought (barring two expectedly disappointing small low quality things i got off aliexpress as a teenager for a couple bucks). And i decided i didn't want boring normal toys, so i may as well jump into the deep end and go quality over quantity for my first foray into it. I was dead set on a grinder, and i wasn't even sure I'd like dildos much in general due to no experience with them. so I was simply trusting UCs judgment for the mystery dildo.

And that was definitely the right choice!! Because this is not the knot dildo I'd have chosen for myself, but it's actually BETTER for the concerns I had. Can I take the knot right now? No I can't. BUT I feel like I could be able to quite soon.

I took him out, there was no smell of anything at all, no taste either (yes... my first instinct was to put it in my mouth. It was shiny and pleasantly squishy. UC had a card specifically telling me to wash it first. I did not. But I did before putting it anywhere else inside me, I'm not THAT stupid)

I did wash it with hand soap though, which just makes sense, right? It's what I wash my hands with, and those can go inside of me... so it should be fine! And as far as I know it was. He did smell faintly of bath and body works "magic in the air" afterwards though. That's fine by me, nice even!

Small tip, if you're still reading this, and are a fellow inexperienced vagina user, My first instinct was to try using it laying on my back so I could completely relax. This instinct was wrong! It didn't go far in without hurting. But I didn't have that problem on my knees, so position matters in ways you may not expect.

Got custom colors, he’s gorg. Feels very nice!! Super fun :))

Details: The Tentacle Grinder; Super Soft; UC Trademark; silky smooth upgrade; bullet vibe hole; I use my own bullet vibes.

Overview: This is a squishy sensory master piece! I love looking at it and rubbing my fingers over it and squishing my hands into it!

Experience: Grinding on it was an adventure and very intellectually stimulating as well as physically. I secured a thin large pillow around a bolster and put the tentacle grinder on top without the straps. I enjoyed turning it different directions and experimenting with different angles and movements. This is a warm up toy for me and it definitely did its job!

Vibe hole add on: The vibrator hole for this one is a large slit in the back that makes it easy to get a vibe in and out. I loved it so much I went shopping for new bullet vibes today to make next time even better!

Silky smooth upgrade: This was my first toy with the silky smooth upgrade and I love it! I have another UC grinder without the silky upgrade. My advice is, if you are choosing between one without the upgrade or not getting it at all, get it without the upgrade. Still an amazing quality product! But if you are torn between upgrade or not, I highly recommend the upgrade! (assuming the nut allergy warning does not apply to you!)

Color: I was nervous/indecisive about the color combo for this one. Luckily I went with the UC trademark and I was well taken care of. It looks a bit different than the product photo but I really love how it turned out!

Conclusion: I am overjoyed to add this to my tentacle toy collection!

I got my tentacle grinder in super soft firmness with the bullet hole and silky smooth upgrades during the free colour sale. I haven’t been able to use it a lot because I have been traveling for work, but I finally got some alone time to try it out. This grinder is, in brief, excellent! It has enough heft that I don’t need to strap it down even with the bullet buzzing away. It feels great and is not hard to clean despite the complexity of all the tentacles. It can take a minute to dry off, but so far, that’s a nonissue for me. The new bullet hole is a lot easier to use, so props to the team for that! I’m happy with the colours I chose for my pour. I picked neon green, neon yellow and neon purple and the artist did a great job with the pour. I got myself a bundle of tentacles in this order. I got a Tentacle Ovipositor and the Scylla Grinder with my Tentacle Grinder, and I am super happy with all of them. As usual, customer service has been excellent. I am a repeat customer because of the high quality products and wonderful customer service team. Good bye for now. I will definitely be back soon!

At first I had my doubts about the silky smooth finish since I'd never tried it before, but now I like it more than the regular one haha. I was also surprised by how much it glows in the dark (although catching it on camera is difficult)

This one is decent, no real notes for it, might be better on the softer option? Though oh my god the drying of it was so annoying. All the little crevices that like to hold the water... I do very much enjoy this version of the bullet hole though, I hope this is the new norm. Makes it so so much easier to take the bullet out once you're done.
Firmness: Super soft
Color: Glow blue
Silky soft?: Yes
Bullet hole?: Yes

After I had a bit of issue with my first one, I contacted customer service to help me and boy did they! They were so polite and patient with me. I was able to get my new one (with the most popular choice option) and I see why it’s so popular now. The squishiness is perfect, and the color blend was beautiful. For me the vibrator hole is a must but I’m sure even with vibrations people will love this.

This grinder is my first, it is beautiful and I love it ! The silky smooth is really nice and I don’t mind the smell, even though I am very smell sensitive !
I had a small problem with my order and Melissa from the customer service was so nice, helpfull and found a great solution, thank you again so much !
Oh and the color is amazing !
I wouldn’t take firmer than squishy soft though !

The whole process of getting the toy was so fun. I got emails telling me about the toy being "created", how it works, etc. It arrived quickly and the package is discreet, literally you'd never guess it's a sex toy. I went for super soft and surprise me premium and it didn't dissapoint! The colours are so nice and I also got a mystery dildo + a leaflet about care and use.

This toy is our first foray into grinders and we are very happy with it. Using it is a sensation like no other and it is so fun to use with a partner. We skipped the silky soft upgrade and I wish we hadn’t I think it would be worth it but it’s still wonderful. It is also beautiful and expertly crafted 10/10 will probably end up with another one. (Hitachi wand for scale lol)

I’ve never owned a custom toy before - but I figured I should treat myself to something nice after a pretty crappy break up. I opted for the surprise custom color, the silky smooth, and the vibe bullet. Beautiful color choices - shimming pink and purple. I will say that smell sort of reminds me faintly of clay but not in offensive way. It really is silky smooth and I would totally opt for it again. It is very well made and delightfully fun.

This is the very first sex toy I’ve ever purchased, and honestly, I’m already thinking about buying another one. When they offered free customization on the Oni Grinder, I jumped on it—even though I had originally planned to work my way up to that one. I just couldn’t pass up the deal! The whole process of picking out what I wanted and customizing it felt so liberating. I found myself checking the mailbox like an excited kid on Christmas morning.

Quick shoutout to James for bringing my creation to life—the colors turned out beautifully, so thank you! For reference, I chose glow green, strong mint, and black, and the combination is absolutely stunning.

Since I was new to all of this, I opted for the squishy soft firmness, and I’m so glad I did. The texture is amazing. Sometimes I just want to squeeze it like a stress ball, and other times I just admire how beautiful it is. It also makes the most delicious sounds, which happens to be a big kink for me.

I went with the silky smooth upgrade and added the bullet hole option just to try it out. I haven’t used the vibrating bullet yet, but I already know it’s going to be amazing when I do. And again—the tentacle texture? Exquisite. I’m truly having so much fun exploring myself with the Tentacle Grinder.

As for the silky smooth upgrade, they do warn that it has a strong smell. I was a little worried at first, but after airing it out and giving it a wash, the smell calmed down significantly. It did travel a long way in a small box—from overseas to hot-as-heck Texas—so that probably didn’t help the scent. But honestly, it arrived in great shape, so I’m not complaining.

The packaging was super discreet—just a small brown box, a little beat up from its journey. I read the label out of curiosity, and all it said was “tentacle sculpture,” which I thought was both cute and funny. (One of those “if you know, you know” moments.) I wish I’d taken a picture of the box, but I was way too excited and opened it like a caveman.

Everything arrived in one piece, and I was relieved to see that even the bottle of lube only had a small dent. Super happy about that. I didn’t even think about where it was coming from until after I placed the order—too excited to care! That only mattered once I had to wait (I’m a pretty impatient person). So, fair warning: if you live far away like me, your new best friend may take a little while to get to you. But in my opinion, it was so worth the wait.

Not only did I get to support a small business, but the craftsmanship is absolutely amazing. The attention to detail on the tentacles is mesmerizing, and let’s just say my alone time is no longer boring.

As a bonus, the package also came with a cute little mold of the magic pendant grinder and a free extra-small mystery dildo—which I believe is the Werewolf 2. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely curious!

The thought and care that went into this whole experience is what made me want to leave this review. Even as I write this, I already have my eye on a few more treasures that I can’t wait to add to my collection. They're definitely going on my wishlist!

This is the first grinder I ever bought and it was definitely worth it! It looks beautiful and provides the sensation I was looking for.
Since it was my first one, I purchased the super soft firmness, and although it feels great, it is not as firm as I would like.
With that said, I’m glad that I went with the super soft for my first grinder, as it gave me an introduction into the toy without being too intense.
Plus, it still feels amazing and I would highly recommend the tentacle grinder!