Der Synstyl-Grinder

I was sooo excited to try this grinder when i first saw it. The silky smooth upgrade was well worth trying. And the added bullet is magnificent. I was dissatisfied with the way the bullet didn't fully fit into the pocket that was made for it. It protrudes out and makes it uncomfortable for my partner when i start applying pressure. Another thing i was dissatisfied with were the straps. They dont hold the length i need them to stay at and get loose very easily. The straps i can replace, it's no big deal. But for the money i'd hope they'd be better quality. The toy also has a very string silicone smell that i just can't get rid of no matter how many times i wash it :/

So obsessed with this toy! Got it in squishy soft with the silky smooth upgrade for a more "realistic" feel, and I could not be happier.
First of all I just want to say that the UC team were so incredibly helpful when I had an issue and I can not thank them enough! No problem is ever too much and they always go above and beyond for their customers. I will definitely be back again!

So on to the actual review,
I was hoping for more of a marbling with the two colours but I already knew the silky smooth upgrade would dull them so it's not a problem, more of a note. If I were to buy again I would probably go for two brighter colours but I still love how it turned out!

Personally I absolutely love the smell of the silky smooth upgrade! It has a very subtle hint of play-doh, which I happen to have always loved the smell of anyway.
The feel of it is also incredible, if I'm not rubbing it with my hands, I'm smelling it, licking it or rubbing it somewhere else xD
Such a versatile toy, fulfils several fantasies for me.
I like to get my bf to make a "mess" all over it so I can clean it up or use it as lube.
10/10 will cum again.

This is my first foray into high-end sex toys, specifically grinders. I'm always humping pillows and legs so I feel that this was an overdue purchase. Got it as super soft, surprise me basic with a bullet hole and straps.
It's a really good feeling, takes a little to find my rhythm but don't struggle and find myself melting into it quickly. Firm enough to stay in place, soft enough to glide with little difficulty. Can comfortably put my entire weight on it without something hitting me wrong. With the right amount of lube and a bullet in the slot it drives me over the edge, sometimes in just a minute, which is unprecedented for me. I'm a trans guy so I've got significant bottom growth and it really feels like I'm rutting into someone's pussy which is what I was hoping for. Remarkably snug and hits all the right spots, definitely recommend to those with growth if a PIV-style or oral sensation is something you like. The more lube the better, no problems with grip and feels like heaven. Cleaning isn't a chore and it's fun to absentmindedly pull at and grope, so I appreciate that there's a mini tossed in for me to screw around with. Design is great, looks like coral (especially with the colour) or a Rorschach. I kind of regret not getting the silky smooth additive and marble but I'm satisfied nonetheless.
As many have said, it's pretty noisy once you start working it, hot but not at all discreet if that's a concern.
Cool colour, in tandem with the rest of the order colour-wise which is nice. Timely shipping, team was helpful and pleasant, will probably buy again in the future.

If you’re thinking about it, just buy it already.

Great size and shape. All surfaces and angles fit me well. It provides different sensations depending on the surface I’m enjoying. The piece is already pretty heavy and sturdy. With the straps, it’s going nowhere, even with the most vigorous of cowgirls 😘🤠

I got the super squishy texture, silky smooth upgrade and no bullet hole. To me, It feels like a tongue or light touch. If you are a AMSR type, you will be in heaven. The smell from the super silky finish was hardly noticeable to me. So don’t fret if that’s a concern keeping you from upgrading.

I got it marbled with burlesque, candy store, and pearl. It’s SO pretty!

It provided amazing enjoyment in a very different way that I’ve experienced. I honestly have no regrets not getting the bullet hole. It does amazing in its own for me.

I paid for expedited services 😈 and got my grinder with in a week. (I’m in California) I’m very happy with my purchase and will be back for more. . . Maybe some tentacles next time 🐙😜

This grinder (and for me an oral fixation toy) is absolutely gorgeous! I sent an inspiration photo and was happy with how it turned out. They even replaced my initial grinder because the silky additive is made from durian extract and my bloodhound nose couldn't handle it. I also say that if you get the bullet hole to order a bullet from them as well, the hole was much bigger than all the bullets I have at home.
I'm not a pup but I definitely slathered it in something sweet and treated it like a human Kong toy. I've shared photos with my kink discord server and everybody is drooling over it.

I wanted to give this toy a good number of tries before writing up my review. I have never used a grinder, and before this I have never tried grinding or humping something, so I was a bit worried this toy wouldn't work for me. I am also a plus sized person, my t-dick is pretty hidden, so that adds to this toy's learning curve, but I've still been enjoying it! It can be tricky to position myself on it properly but once I get it right, it feels great! It's really gender affirming to be able to feel like I'm penetrating or frotting against something, and the super soft firmness has a perfect amount of give and solidness to it, I think. The toy itself looks beautiful and as a bonus, the pour coincidentally ended up as my favorite color blue :)