Petal Grinder

Short review: I’ve had this for about a month now, and I unfortunately can’t get it to work for me. I’ve tried it all in multiple different sessions: grinding only, with and without inserting, with and without a pillow, holding it in my hand, sitting up, on my back or side, slow or fast, gentle or rough, with and without lube, grinder held right-side up and upside down and sideways— none of it felt really exciting or pleasurable. It’s beautiful and great quality, though.

Long review: I’ve never had a grinder, and I heard great reviews about Uncover, so I ordered two grinders and received a freebie dildo. I ordered a ready made Petal Grinder in super soft. (The other was a ready made medium firmness Dragon Oni.) I learned the hard way that ready made grinders do not come with a bullet hole, only custom ones do. It’s beautiful and feels like quality: hefty and durable. The stalk in the middle doesn’t do much for me. It’s a mid-length that isn’t short or stiff enough to hit my g-spot or long enough to reach deep. I understand it’s not meant to be thick enough for me to feel full, but it doesn’t even feel like a thin finger, because it is not firm enough. If you look closely at the tip, it’s a little grooved. When I try to insert it, it is painful when it pokes me, even if I use lube. The spikes at the base were the most promising for stimulation, but they don’t line up with my anatomy well. I think if they were closer together without the big gaps, it might have been better. I tried grinding against the smaller nubs and the petals, but they weren’t defined enough and felt almost like nothing, maybe because of the super soft firmness. It’s possible that this toy might have worked better for me in medium firmness.

I’m not trying to discourage anyone from buying it. I do believe there is a grinder for everyone, and this one just wasn’t for me. If you’re new, I think it’s still worth a try. Good luck, have fun!

Fun for multiple reasons! I love selecting Surprise Me for the colors because you guys never disappoint! And when not in use, it's a fun little stim because you can just flick it lol. But as a grinder, it's absolutely fantastic! Nice things in all the right places. Definitely recommend this item!

First ever grinder- love it so much, beautiful colours. Bullet fits nice and snug and gives a nice change from a standard toy. Will be branching out to more unique grinders because of this x

Especially good for my smaller scale pink bits. Having already bought a few soft and medium grinders from Uncover Creations, I bought this one specifically to try the squishy soft option. And having had issues with the spacing of the clitoral element with most of my combination/penetration grinders and vibrators (from any toy maker), I wanted to try a grinder that was guaranteed to have texture wherever my anatomy needed it. I purposely didn’t get the silky smooth upgrade, because I wanted it to tug more than slide when I rubbed across the surface, and the bumpy surface of the petals did exactly that. Plus, it was easy for me to get set up on it so that the little “spikes” at the base of the petals would flick the button of my clit. Which is often problematic for me with toys designed for the “average” woman, as those kind of features are often spaced to hit me above the vulva. I was a little worried that the insertable would be too soft to do much for me, but it holds its shape about the same as the super soft option.

Honestly, it was really hard for me to tell the difference between the squishy and super soft toys until I had 2 of the same toy and could see how they reacted when I squeezed them at the same time. The squishy soft toy had more “stretch” to it when pulling across the surface or bending the toy. And the squishy surface just feels a little more “squishy” at the surface when pushing into both toys at once. But that little extra squishiness and tug, when pulling across the surface, brought me to climax 3-5 times faster than my super soft grinders.

My girlfriend loves it. The texture is perfect, the straps are comfortable and it is... WAY bigger than I expected. But that was a great surprise ! More surface contact ;)

exactly as described, it has been very distracting since i received it. thank you!!

Was let down elsewhere so decided to splurge a bit for my birthday. Best decision ever.

Went with the super soft firmness as I suffer with a shallow canal and endo - some people might find the insertable part a bit too slim/short but for me its perfect, and dialing back the firmness really helped with the comfort. Added a bullet (that thing is STRONG), and for the first time in about 9 years I was able to get off *comfortably* with something inside!

Customer service was brilliant and straight forward, and delivery was a lot faster than I expected. Not a fault to be found, and I will 100% be getting more in future.

Amazing color and shape. Even more with a bullet. I recommend !

Comms were
Good during the manufacture process.
I specified certain options…I didn’t ask for the bullet hope for example, but I did get one?

After reading previous reviews, I was looking forward to trying this - an insertable hands-free toy that wasn't too long or thick, and with added simulation. But unfortunately, I found this had the same issue as other hands-free toys I've tried, which is that they're just not designed for bigger bodies.

If you have thicker thighs or fleshy labia, then this probably isn't the toy for you - it won't reach where you need it to externally.

The design and build are great quality, and I might try again with something more narrow and tall, but it would be helpful to have some testimonials or reviews from people with different body types, to get a sense of what works for bigger bodies. Or perhaps for the team to work directly with bigger people to understand how products work (or don't work) for us.

This was my first purchase and first custom order from UC. While this order was processing, I purchased a ready-made grinder which I loved. Once I got this one, I was pretty disappointed. The base was much too wide for me, hindering movement. The tongue/dildo part was too big to be an enjoyable tongue and too small to be an enjoyable dildo for me - it felt in the way. Because of which, I couldn’t find much enjoyment with the petal’s texture.

However, the quality and custom color were perfect. My rating has nothing to do with the production, simply about my compatibility with it.

This is my first grinder and I was not disappointed. It's great quality and a great design and I definitely love it.

Looks very good, material is also nice not weird
Shipping was really fast

This was my first time purchasing/using a grinder. I was very excited by all the design options and the ability to customize every aspect of it. The final product is beautiful and the green and black combo turned out awesome (it even glows in the dark)! The only downside is that the placement of the added vibrator opening is not close enough to the surface for the vibrations to add anything to the experience for me. So had I known that, I might have just skipped that add on. If I were to purchase another grinder in the future, I might also try the medium silicone and/or the silky smooth upgrade now that I have a better understanding of what works for me. Overall my shopping experience was great and I look forward to trying out some of their other designs in the future!

This is my first Grinder and I love it! My only problem is myself and trying to use it on myself to achieve full satisfaction. But that's what practice is for.

I absolutely adore this grinder. It’s my favorite grinder I’ve ordered so far. I didn’t customize it in any way, since this was my first time ordering and I wasn’t sure what to expect. But holy moly. The penetrable part is on the smaller side, but once you figure out how you liked to be massaged, it feels amazing. The climaxes I have had with this grinder are beyond remarkable. I will say, I wish the petals were easier to grind on, but I’m sure it may be my anatomy or my pillow inhibiting me. Even with that being said, it is not a complaint. I genuinely love this grinder, 100% recommend. Especially if penetration can be painful. I haven’t had any issues or pain with this at all, but I can’t speak for everyone. It’s definitely worth a try :)

I selected the colors & the team did a beautiful job mixing them. Texture is amazing. Always pleased with the designs & quality from the Uncover team.

It's the first time I used a grinder and the feeling is awesome ! I took the super soft firmness and it's the perfect stuff

Great product supplied by a professional team.