




Der Schlundschleifer
A ribbed, pierced tongue built for grinding, framed by fangs, because subtlety was never the brief. If you suspect grinders won't work for you, that suspicion tends to last about half an hour after unboxing, and it's body safe silicone, so the only real risk is becoming insufferable about it. Also it won 2025 Product of the Year at the Sexual Freedom Awards (the trophy is a golden flying penis, we don't make the rules).
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Entstanden aus den kühnsten Träumen unserer Community (und zum Sieger unseres Design-A-Grinder-Wettbewerbs gekürt), ist The Maw nun bereit, Ihr Vergnügen auf ein neues Level zu heben. Dieses preisgekrönte Design vereint monströse Anziehungskraft mit vampirischer Eleganz, denn Ihr Vergnügen verdient etwas Außergewöhnliches.
Features That Biss
- Gepiercte, gerippte Zunge, speziell für Grinding und Insertion entwickelt.
- Reißzähne, die all deine Abenteuer einrahmen
- Luxuriöser, mit einem Sarg ausgekleideter Sockel (denn auch Monster verdienen die schönen Dinge des Lebens)
Ob auf einem Kissen, am Oberschenkel oder am Unterarm – „The Maw“ ist sofort einsatzbereit: mit passgenauen schwarzen Nylonbändern (1 m) und Schnellverschlüssen. Nie war es verlockender, einem Monster ins Gesicht zu sitzen.
Erleben Sie ein unvergleichliches Geschmackserlebnis mit unserer seidig-glatten Beschichtung – einem butterweichen Finish aus Durian-Nüssen. Sie können einen leichten Nussduft erwarten. Bitte beachten Sie: Nicht geeignet für Nussallergiker.

Wir sind jetzt tatsächlich preisgekrönt?!
Erinnert ihr euch noch, als wir nur dieses kleine, ehrgeizige Vergnügungsunternehmen mit großen Träumen und fragwürdigen E-Mails waren? Nun, anscheinend ist jemand Wichtiges auf uns aufmerksam geworden, denn unser Maw Grinder hat gerade den Preis für das Produkt des Jahres 2025 bei den Sexual Freedom Awards gewonnen.
Wir sind also offiziell zu einer Firma mit einer schicken, goldenen, fliegenden Penis-Trophäe aufgestiegen – die übrigens in Bali handgeschnitzt ist und derzeit als Gesprächseinstieg bei verwirrten Lieferfahrern dient. Die Personalabteilung hat unseren Antrag auf Firmenumhänge bereits abgelehnt, aber wir legen Berufung ein.
Entstanden aus unserem Design A Grinder -Wettbewerb und zum Leben erweckt vom fantastischen Eldritch-Rat , der die Aufgabe ganz klar verstanden hat.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

A tongue with opinions
Ridges and a piercing do the texture work while you do the moving. The tip flexes enough to tease and holds its shape enough to follow through if invited.
Strap it anywhere
Fitted black nylon straps (1m, quick release buckles) mean pillow, thigh or forearm mounting are all on the table, or just park it on a flat surface and let gravity earn its keep. The optional bullet hole runs long, so vibration can sit at the teeth or along the length.
Hefty and washable
Body safe silicone with a heft that means business and a casket lined base, simple to clean between adventures. The optional silky smooth coating gives a buttery finish with a faint nutty scent (derived from durian tree nuts, so skip it if nuts are a problem for you).
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Tongue Length | 2.5 |
| Thickness (Depth) | 3.9 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Across all 32 reviews the recurring praise is the look (colours and swirls people apparently can't photograph well enough to do justice), the tongue's texture for both grinding and shallow insertion, and the bullet hole, which reviewers repeatedly call a must add. The silky smooth upgrade gets consistent love despite a play doh smell that fades after a few days airing out, and several first time grinder buyers say it converted them outright. The recurring concern is the straps slipping loose in the buckles, with a few mentions of custom colours not matching expectations.
























































