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I don't usually write a review for the toys I buy online - but I definitely was surprised with the results for this one. The colour was not what I was expecting at all, but I still absolutely loved how it came out. The sensations were, on the first try, very nice and powerful - can't wait to try it more to see what I can achieve with this ! As a man with a penis, I thought that maybe this toy wasn't the most adapted to my morphology - but I was wrong, and I can confidently say that this might be the most gender-inclusive toy I now own ! I think that going for the Squishy Soft option was also definitely a plus, as the firmess is exactly what I needed. As someone completely new to the world of grinders, this was definitely the best introduction I could get. Overall, it also makes me happy to see gender-inclusive sextoys: it's utterly simple, and yet beautifully universal and I can definitely see an infinite amount of possibility for all people with all bodies. The only improvement I could see is that it could definitely be bigger in terms of size - the picture with the can as a reference model I think is not completely accurate. Nonetheless, it stayed in place the entire time, and even if it was slightly small, I absolutely had no problems using it. The smaller gifted toy was also a very nice commercial gesture, so simply, thank you !

First time customer here - found this site via Instagram, and I was so excited to find a variety of grinder toys! I purchased this as a gift to my partner who recently underwent gender affirming surgery (M2F). This toy was absolutely perfect for her new body! So soft, and it fits the contours of her body marvelously. She is happy, so I’m happy 🖤 I have every intention of becoming a regular customer!

We found a toy that works on my wife! 10/10 worth every penny!

Hey! Long time lesbian, short time UC purchaser here.
I found this to be the perfect toy for my partner, purchased as her Valentines Present.
The feel was soft and squishy like skin, and the random colours were chosen and blended together beautifully.
Never been a "fantasy" girlie but will be recommending these to my friends who are!
Great value for money. Will defo bare you in mind for my next purchase!

My first order was lost in the mail, and Jade and the team were very helpful and quick in getting me a replacement. They were wonderful, no complaints. The grinder pad I received has a few rough edges, some lingering strips of loose silicon that need to be scrubbed off before use, but it's still nice and I'm very excited to try it. Same with the free dildo. Some ragged bits along the edge, but nothing serious. My only "real" complaint is that I asked Jade if--despite choosing the 'surprise me' color options--if it would be possible to avoid getting anything pink or blue. Default femme toy colors, y'know? I was told that wouldn't be a problem, and she'd pass on my preferences. Now, I don't know if it was a miscommunication, a supply issue, or something else, but I received a ginder pand that was solid pink, and a dildo that was solid blue. It was just...a little confusing and kind of hurtful? I know it probably wasn't intentional, but the only two colors I requested not to get are the only two colors I got? Still, I'm gonna make the best of it and give them their fair shake.

Ordered in a medium firmness & mystery color, I find this bubble grinder amazing to use AFTER I've used the super soft spike grinder for a little while. They're both lovely, but the medium firmness feels great in this style and shape, especially as a trans man with bottom growth. If you have smaller or more sensitive anatomy, I think softer silicone in a design that's a bit taller (to meet your bits), and more textured would be lovely. I think this toy would be great for people who like pressure as well, especially if the design would fit well against their anatomy. While I have yet to try this strapped down, I've been using it hald-held. It's light weight, easy enough to fold, bend or manipulate into position, and it holds onto lube as expected. I'm excited to try it strapped to something! The straps themselves seem good quality, and work as expected. Strapping this (or the spiked grinder) to someone's thigh would be incredible, and I feel like being lighter grinding pads would make the pretty comfortable to 'wear'. The bumps on this thing glide so effortlessly, I'd suggest it to anyone who likes fast and hard grinding. The bumps in medium firmness are distinct, but smooth and symmetrical so they offer a really interesting sensation. For more "complicated" grinders, I'd prefer a softer firmness. But this one, i think it's perfect.