
The Angel Grinder - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made
Winner of our Design a Grinder II competition, hundreds of entries cut down to a final ten by public vote. Thom spent an unreasonable amount of time on the colour scheme (deep red fading into a molten, sunrise sort of gold) before landing on this one. Platinum silicone, body safe, and our first full size grinder built around a hollow hole from the start, so it works for two of you or slides over your favourite dildo without being an afterthought.
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We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Feathers with intent
Every quill line and layered stroke is individually sculpted rather than printed on top, so you feel the deliberate texture shifts as you grind rather than a flat surface pretending to have friction. A white highlight on the nubs, framed by all that red and gold.
Strap it, grind it
The hollow hole runs straight through the centre, works for couples or for sliding your favourite dildo through, and stops this being just a grinder the moment you want it to. Comes with fitted black nylon straps and quick release buckles, 1m each, so you can strap it to a pillow, your hand, a thigh or a forearm and go hands free.
Winner: design a grinder ii competition
Hundreds of entries in, cut to 40, cut to 10, and this one came out on top after the public vote.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 9.6 |
| Width | 6.4 |
| Thickness (Depth) | 2.6 |
| Inner Circumference | 4.3 |
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