Good morning/afternoon/evening (delete as appropriate),
I won't keep you long, but I wanted to let you know what's happening here. Maybe our chaos will make your chaos feel a little less chaotic. Maybe my email will make you buy something. Maybe you shouldn't buy something. Maybe reverse psychology works.
SUPER SOFT SILICONE:
We literally just ran out of Super Soft silicone. SUPER SOFT SILICONE. That's like a coffee shop running out of beans. Fortunately more of it is showing up on Monday... Alex definitely isn't panicking.
PACKAGING UPDATE (AKA WHY IS EVERYTHING ON A BOAT?)
So I didn't realise our new packaging supplier was putting everything on a boat. So these gorgeous new bags we designed (and definitely didn't make any spelling misttakes on 🤞) are currently somewhere in the middle of an ocean. The good news? They look amazing in the mockups. The bad news? Boats are slow.
So I didn't realise our new packaging supplier was putting everything on a boat. So these gorgeous new bags we designed (and definitely didn't make any spelling misttakes on 🤞) are currently somewhere in the middle of an ocean. The good news? They look amazing in the mockups. The bad news? Boats are slow.
BIG NEWS ALERT:
We've officially moved from 4.7 to 4.8 stars out of 5!
I know, I know, try to contain your excitement. But that 0.1 is a big deal to us!
WE'RE PRACTICALLY INFLUENCERS:
91.4k Instagram followers and counting, which still feels surreal but we're absolutely not letting it go to our heads. Don't forget to like, follow and subscribe.
COMING SOON:
Design A Dildo competition results (we've been slightly... tardy... but 3 models are lined up and ready!) Is it wise to launch these around the biggest sales period of the year? No. Did we build this amazing brand by making consistently wise decisions? Also no.
READY MADES:
Ready Made Drop happened this week too. Check them out before they disappear into the void like our Super Soft silicone stock.
Thank you and goodbye forever!