
What our customers say
The overwhelming theme is power for the size, with people surprised at how strong it feels both solo and paired with a grinder, plus repeated praise for the handy remote and fast charging. A few note it is louder than "whisper quiet" claims suggest, and there's an honest recurring concern about battery longevity, with a handful reporting units dying within weeks to months.


Die Kugel
Tiny thing, absurd amount of power (the kind you feel through a grinder, if that's your setup). If you've been burned by bullets that were all noise and no punch, this one runs quiet and body-safe on smooth silicone over an ABS base. Ten functions, one remote, and enough motor to make everything else you own suddenly a lot more interesting.
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Klein, aber oho – Dieses Bullet verfügt über 10 Funktionen, die Ihrem Schlafzimmer Schwung verleihen.
Dieser Kugelvibrator besteht aus glattem Silikon mit einer Hartplastikbasis (ABS) und ist wasserdicht, ferngesteuert und über USB wiederaufladbar.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Strong and steady
Ten functions to cycle through, from a nice medium hum on the lowest setting up to a max that does not mess about. Small enough to hide, mighty enough that you will feel it.
Remote and ready
Comes with a remote, which is genuinely the point when the base is tucked somewhere your hand can't easily reach. USB rechargeable and waterproof, so no batteries and no panic about the tub.
Smooth and discreet
Body-safe silicone with a hard ABS base, waterproof for easy cleaning and quiet enough to keep things private. Discreet, rechargeable, and no faff.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 3.2 |
| Circumference | 2.9 |
| Diameter | 0.9 |
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What customers are saying
The overwhelming theme is power for the size, with people surprised at how strong it feels both solo and paired with a grinder, plus repeated praise for the handy remote and fast charging. A few note it is louder than "whisper quiet" claims suggest, and there's an honest recurring concern about battery longevity, with a handful reporting units dying within weeks to months.
























































