TLDR:
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We're moving. Again. Into a unit with (by my quick maths) 33.33% more space
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Expect us a bit slow over August while we lug silicone and moulds across town
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Full history of how we got here below (montage included)
Right then,
We're moving. Again.
We started this whole thing panic pouring silicone in a garage at midnight, just the four of us. That was a while ago. But here we are.
Actually, let's back up, because if you're new here you deserve the full history.
We started in a garage. Properly dark, badly lit, the kind of place where another winter in there and we'd have evolved into mole people. Alex left a sticky note on the wall once that just said "good luck". We still have it. Still working as far as we can tell.
Back then we were selling on Etsy (back when Etsy still let you sell sex toys, before they got all puritanical about it and kicked everyone off).
From the garage we went to a shed. Genuinely nice shed though. Lovely view. Real upgrade energy at the time.
From the shed we landed in the unit we're in now, which is also where we bought Sinnovator back from the dead and put it next door. So we've basically been a two doors down operation for a while.
And now. We're moving again.
By my quick maths we're getting 33.33% more space. I already have ideas for what to fill it with. Alex is right to be concerned.
What does this mean for you? Honestly, not much. Maybe a bit slower over August while we lug silicone, moulds and various heavy things across town (heavier than they look, always). Might take a minute to get properly set up on the other side too. Bare with us.
Also depending on who you are:
If you've been with us a while, you're an OG, and genuinely, thank you. We literally couldn't do it without you. Your support is paying for this out of control project.
If you're new here, welcome, welcome, welcome. Excellent choice. Though you did leave it a bit long.
If you have absolutely no idea who we are, somebody probably subscribed you without asking. Sorry about that. Hi. Welcome. How are you.
We're trying to film some of the actual move, though I'm not totally sure how the rest of the team will feel about me "capturing content" while everyone else carries boxes. Apparently everyone has to help.
Onwards (and slightly upwards, space wise),
Chief Dildo Officer
P.S. Alex, the sticky note is safe.
P.P.S. If August's slowdown affects your specific order we'll tell you directly. This is just the general "why does everything feel a bit chill" heads up.
