What our customers say
The recurring love is for the texture (you can feel every ridge, apparently on loop) and the genuinely small size options, which people struggled to find elsewhere in monster-style toys, plus repeat praise for the colours including a glow in the dark. It's a favourite for anal and novice-friendly use thanks to the subtle knot. The one honest note: a couple of people found XS in super soft tricky to get started with, and a few plan to size up for more girth.
Dildo alien II
Slim silhouette, heavily ribbed reality: you feel every single ridge on the way in and (more importantly) on the way back out. If you're eyeing that narrow shape thinking it's too polite for you, so did half the people who now refuse to shut up about it, and the body-safe silicone means it earns that reputation without giving your body anything to complain about. The subtle knot sits there like it's minding its own business, which it absolutely is not.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Todos los detalles
Todos los detalles
Recién salido del delirio biomecánico de alguien (sí, te miramos a ti, H.R. Giger)
Te presentamos el Alien II. Que su silueta estilizada no te engañe. ¿Esas intensas texturas estriadas? No están ahí de adorno. Vas a sentir CADA. PUÑETERO. CENTÍMETRO.
Tiene unas curvas que te harán encoger los dedos de los pies y poner los ojos en blanco. Sabe exactamente dónde presionar, deslizarse y estimular, como si llevara estudiando el mapa de tus puntos de placer desde antes de que supieras que existían. El Alien sabe dónde están. El Alien siempre lo sabe.
Diseñado por la brillante Kat de Excelddesigns (que claramente entiende la anatomía mejor que la mayoría de los libros de medicina), esta creación de otro mundo te da un placer que podría hacerte hablar en lenguas. O, como mínimo, escribir a tus amigos en mayúsculas al día siguiente.
Los efectos secundarios pueden incluir: jadeos espontáneos, vecinos que se aprenden tu nombre y unas ganas repentinas de creer en la vida extraterrestre.
Silicona platino
Silicona platino
Usamos silicona curada con platino en todos y cada uno de nuestros productos porque, sinceramente, te mereces juguetes seguros, duraderos y que se sientan tan bien como se ven.
¿Qué la hace tan especial?
No es porosa, así que cuando la limpias, queda limpia de verdad. Nada de bacterias escondidas en grietas microscópicas. Nada de olores raros con el tiempo. Solo silicona pura y segura para el cuerpo que se mantiene higiénica por muy aventurero que te pongas.
Además, se siente increíble. ¡Pero increíble de verdad!
Pago seguro
Pago seguro
Aceptamos tarjetas de crédito, tarjetas de débito, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle y Klarna. Todo seguro, todo sencillo y todo aparece con discreción en tu extracto bancario.
Shipping to Reino Unido
Shipping to Reino Unido
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Every ridge, felt
The ribbed texture isn't decorative, it's the entire point, and the slimmer build means nothing gets lost in transit. Goes deep without a fight.
Settles in, stays put
The relaxed knot doubles as a gentle anchor, so it behaves like a plug when you want it to and doesn't wander off mid-session. Easy going for anyone still getting acquainted with texture.
Body-safe, low drama
Made from body-safe silicone that wipes clean without ceremony, and comes in four sizes from XS up (so you can start modest or commit fully). Ships discreetly, because your postie doesn't need the backstory.
Listos para enviar: Dildo alien II
Estas bellezas únicas se envían al instante, te muestran exactamente lo que vas a recibir y desaparecen para siempre en cuanto alguien las reclama.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6″ | 1.7″ | 2″ | 2.3″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.5″ | 0.6″ | 0.6″ | 0.7″ |
| Head Circumference | 2″ | 2.4″ | 2.6″ | 2.9″ |
| Head Diameter | 0.6″ | 0.8″ | 0.8″ | 0.9″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8″ | 3.5″ | 4.2″ | 4.3″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 0.9″ | 1.1″ | 1.3″ | 1.4″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.7″ | 5.6″ | 6.2″ | 7.2″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 6.5″ | 7.3″ | 8.4″ |
| Base Circumference | 6.1″ | 7.1″ | 7.7″ | 9.1″ |
| Knot Circumference | 3.5″ | 3.9″ | 4.5″ | 5.2″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.1″ | 1.2″ | 1.4″ | 1.7″ |
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What our customers say
The recurring love is for the texture (you can feel every ridge, apparently on loop) and the genuinely small size options, which people struggled to find elsewhere in monster-style toys, plus repeat praise for the colours including a glow in the dark. It's a favourite for anal and novice-friendly use thanks to the subtle knot. The one honest note: a couple of people found XS in super soft tricky to get started with, and a few plan to size up for more girth.
You can feel every ridge. I got Large and Medium density and I think they were the perfect options for my body. Goes deep without effort.
I got this as a mystery gift (in small) and I love it! At first, I can't lie I got a bit judgey- I liked the shape but thought it was too narrow for me. I've since apologized to this incredible dildo as it is literally perfect in every way for anal. Highly recommend for anal novices that want easy use with exciting texture and a perfectly subtle knot.
Got this as a very welcomed mystery dildo freebie and I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!
Bit thinner than the other ones I have BUT I think that just might be the feature that makes this dildo so great. You can feel every single ridge!
I got the upgrade to medium for this. And the scream I scrumpt when I found out this colour was a glow in the dark… Just genious!
well made, discreetly packaged and feels great! perfect for my first (non-vibrating) dildo, I ordered a size medium and am so happy with how small it still comes out, perfect for my first! The knot is very fun and the texture is lovely.
This is a great toy! I got small and medium firmness and am happy with my purchase. The size small is a great length and circumference for me. The moonkissed color is really nice too!
Got this as a mystery XS freebie when I ordered my Centaur earlier this year (which I realize now was a hilarious size difference package) and found this thing to be just so fun. With backdoor play you will 100% feel every single rib, and the relaxed knot makes it a great plug-like toy. As a free offering this was great but as a word of warning: XS and super soft makes this one a real pain to get in at times. If you'll entertain a crude metaphor— a xeno with whiskey-dick. Regardless, I can only imagine what this little freak is like at larger sizes, and I may very well have to find out soon.
Super nice but I wish it was a little more girthy, so in the future I'll size up, then.
Wife absolutely loves this toy and the freeby that came with it is a big hit too. Looking forward to trying another and going a size up!
I got this one as a freebie as part of a promotion (at least I think it's this one. I scrutinised the appearance to be sure) and he's just a lil guy. XS is actually perfect for someone like me with their parts being all sorts of wonky.
We had to look for agesr to find a non boring dildo company that accommodates small sizes as we found most monster style ones came in big bigger and massive. My partner and I absolutely love using this on eachother the colour is amazing and the ribbed texture (we got the standard softness) is the best!!!
Preguntas frecuentes del producto
¿Qué opciones de color hay?
¿Qué opciones de firmeza hay?
¿Por qué solo usáis silicona platino?
¿Cómo son realmente los colores?
Juguetes sexuales de fantasía premiados
Reconocidos por los grandes nombres del sector.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Ganador – Producto del año
Bazowie Awards
Ganador – Juguete de terror favorito de los fans
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominado – Juguete sexual del año
XBIZ Awards
Nominado
UK Fetish Awards
Nominado
Alternative Awards
Nominado