
What our customers say
Reviewers keep praising the marbling and colour options almost as much as the toy itself, with the bulbous head, the texture, and the G spot accuracy coming up again and again, and more than one calling it an unexpected favourite from a casual add on purchase. The recurring caveats: a few wished they had sized up or chosen a firmer silicone, and marbling results can vary from pour to pour.





Dildo alienígena III
Starts thick, tapers down, with a bulbous head that says hello and bumps along the shaft that keep the conversation going while the curve heads straight for your G spot like it was handed the coordinates. If you usually like a lot of girth, size up, because the taper is sneakier than it looks. It also does glow in the dark if you ask, which feels thematically correct for something from space.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
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EL ALIEN III: perfecto para quien alguna vez haya pensado: "¿Sabes qué necesito? Algo que entienda de anatomía Y tenga espíritu aventurero."
Esto es lo que tiene esta maravilla de otro mundo: empieza grueso y se va estrechando, lo que suena sencillo hasta que te das cuenta de lo revolucionario que es ese diseño. ¿La cabeza bulbosa? Ese es tu momento de "hola, guapo".
¡Pero espera, que aún hay más! (Y sí, me ha poseído el espíritu de la teletienda.) Añadimos unos bultitos perfectamente colocados a lo largo de la parte superior del tronco porque, por lo visto, nuestro equipo de diseño cree en pasarse de la raya. Además, su suave curva encuentra tu punto G como si tuviera las coordenadas GPS programadas.
Considera esto tu invitación oficial a tener un primer contacto con tu nueva experiencia extraterrestre favorita.
Fruto del talento creativo de Kat, de Excelddesigns.
Usamos silicona curada con platino en todos y cada uno de nuestros productos porque, sinceramente, te mereces juguetes seguros, duraderos y que se sientan tan bien como se ven.
¿Qué la hace tan especial?
No es porosa, así que cuando la limpias, queda limpia de verdad. Nada de bacterias escondidas en grietas microscópicas. Nada de olores raros con el tiempo. Solo silicona pura y segura para el cuerpo que se mantiene higiénica por muy aventurero que te pongas.
Además, se siente increíble. ¡Pero increíble de verdad!
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Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.

Every inch different
The head pops in, the bumps along the top do their thing on the way past, and the taper means the intensity dials itself down the deeper you go (or back up on the way out, which is its own event).
Aim and grip
The curve points itself at the right spot without you steering, and the base is there to hold onto when you want full depth and full control of the landing.
Suspiciously explainable
Silicone that is safe everywhere it is going, in shades you will genuinely just sit and stare at, and just humanoid enough to survive a vanilla houseguest snooping through your drawer (explainable, we said, not innocent).
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 3″ | 3.5″ | 3.7″ | 4.7″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.9″ | 1.1″ | 1.2″ | 1.5″ |
| Head Circumference | 4.1″ | 4.7″ | 5.1″ | 6.1″ |
| Head Diameter | 1.3″ | 1.5″ | 1.6″ | 1.9″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.5″ | 5.3″ | 6″ | 6.9″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 1.5″ | 1.7″ | 1.9″ | 2.2″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.7″ | 5.5″ | 6.3″ | 7.3″ |
| Total Length | 5.9″ | 6.7″ | 7.7″ | 8.7″ |
| Base Circumference | 9.3″ | 10.9″ | 11.8″ | 13.6″ |
| Knot Circumference | 4.5″ | 5.3″ | 6″ | 6.9″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.5″ | 1.7″ | 1.9″ | 2.2″ |
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What our customers say
Reviewers keep praising the marbling and colour options almost as much as the toy itself, with the bulbous head, the texture, and the G spot accuracy coming up again and again, and more than one calling it an unexpected favourite from a casual add on purchase. The recurring caveats: a few wished they had sized up or chosen a firmer silicone, and marbling results can vary from pour to pour.



















































