
What our customers say
The girth dominates the reviews, usually phrased as some version of bigger than expected, and almost always followed by delight. Reviewers keep praising the texture, the curve, the colours and the top heavy shape that delivers fullness without needing depth, which has made it a go to for people who couldn't get on with knot toys. The recurring cautions: it runs girthier than you'll assume, and water based lube needs topping up more often than usual.







Dildo alienígena
It opens with the main event: a thick, top heavy tip that delivers the full stretch at the very first push, no waiting around for a knot you might never actually reach. If you've ever bought a long knotted toy only to discover the good bit sits deeper than you do (a tragedy we refuse to repeat), this one puts everything up front, in body safe platinum silicone.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
¿Lista para un encuentro en la tercera fase del mejor tipo? Te presentamos el Alien, el dildo que ha venido a llegar donde ningún juguete ha llegado jamás. Con su punta gruesa y robusta y su eje deliciosamente bulboso, esta delicia extraterrestre va de intensidad desde el primer momento.
A diferencia de un dildo con nudo, el Alien concentra la emoción de sentirte llena en ese primer momento alucinante de la inserción. Su diseño curvado da justo en todos los puntos clave, mientras que el eje y la parte inferior con relieves te regalan oleadas de estimulación que están a años luz de lo normal.
Perfecto para exploradores atrevidos en busca de nuevas fronteras del placer, el Alien te promete un viaje de otro mundo que no olvidarás.
Fruto del talento creativo de Kat de Excelddesigns.
Usamos silicona curada con platino en todos y cada uno de nuestros productos porque, sinceramente, te mereces juguetes seguros, duraderos y que se sientan tan bien como se ven.
¿Qué la hace tan especial?
No es porosa, así que cuando la limpias, queda limpia de verdad. Nada de bacterias escondidas en grietas microscópicas. Nada de olores raros con el tiempo. Solo silicona pura y segura para el cuerpo que se mantiene higiénica por muy aventurero que te pongas.
Además, se siente increíble. ¡Pero increíble de verdad!
Aceptamos tarjetas de crédito, tarjetas de débito, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle y Klarna. Todo seguro, todo sencillo y todo aparece con discreción en tu extracto bancario.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.

The curve knows things
A bulbous shaft and ridged underside keep the pressure rolling long after the entrance, and the curve aims itself at exactly the spots you'd point it at yourself. Even in the softer firmnesses, every ridge still comes through loud and clear.
Base with benefits
The base adds a little more to the measurements than you'd guess, but it doubles as a proper grab handle for steering. Five sizes run from politely curious to frankly ambitious, and it wears its girth proudly, so size honestly.
Wash, dry, repeat
Body safe platinum silicone from tip to base. Warm soapy water gets it clean and ready for the next landing.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2″ | 2.8″ | 2.8″ | 2.9″ | 3.1″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.6″ | 0.9″ | 0.9″ | 0.9″ | 1″ |
| Head Circumference | 4.1″ | 4.7″ | 5.1″ | 5.7″ | 6.7″ |
| Head Diameter | 1.3″ | 1.5″ | 1.6″ | 1.8″ | 2.1″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3″ | 4.9″ | 5.4″ | 6.3″ | 7.2″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 1.4″ | 1.6″ | 1.7″ | 2″ | 2.3″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.3″ | 5.1″ | 5.7″ | 6.8″ | 7.9″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 6.4″ | 7.1″ | 8.3″ | 9.6″ |
| Base Circumference | 9.4″ | 10.6″ | 11.9″ | 13.7″ | 15.6″ |
| Knot Circumference | 5.3″ | 6.1″ | 6.9″ | 8″ | 8.7″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.7″ | 1.9″ | 2.2″ | 2.6″ | 2.8″ |
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What our customers say
The girth dominates the reviews, usually phrased as some version of bigger than expected, and almost always followed by delight. Reviewers keep praising the texture, the curve, the colours and the top heavy shape that delivers fullness without needing depth, which has made it a go to for people who couldn't get on with knot toys. The recurring cautions: it runs girthier than you'll assume, and water based lube needs topping up more often than usual.




















































