Dildos personalizados

Most of it. You pick the size (X-Small to Large on most models, X-Large on some), the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) and the colours. Then add upgrades if you want them: a double suction cup for hands free play, a Vac-U-Lock hole, or a cum tube on the models that take one (they're all in ejaculating dildos). The product page shows exactly what each dildo offers.

Choose a style, then the colours. Solid is one colour all the way through. Fade blends two (colour 1 at the tip, colour 2 down the shaft and base). Marble swirls two together. UC Trademark is the colour in the main photo. Can't choose? Surprise Me lets us pick (Premium gets two or three colours, and often our best pours). There are 30+ colours, including neon and glow in the dark. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

Something smooth or gently curved in X-Small or Small, like the Dragon II, the Tentacle II or the Pinpoint. Pick Super Soft (our best seller), use plenty of lube and work up from there. Check the measurements on the size guide, because a Small on one model isn't a Small on another.

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? See Ready Mades below.

Dildos we've already poured, so there's no queue. They ship in 1 to 2 days. The catch: the size, colours and firmness are already picked (by us, with excellent taste, obviously), and when one's gone, it's gone. Have a rummage in Ready Mades.

Yes. The flared bases fit a standard harness, and our double suction cup turns most dildos into a hands free toy. Shower wall, chair, headboard. Your call.

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.