
What our customers say
The overwhelming refrain is that this thing is far bigger than anyone expects, with repeated praise for the girth, the curve, the bumpy texture and that flared head. Plenty of people love the vivid neon colours and the quality, and several mention needing a proper warm up to enjoy it fully. The one recurring caution, stated by nearly everyone: check the size guide and size down.








Goblin II Dildo
A flared head with a ridge that makes sure you feel every single transition (on purpose, very much on purpose), followed by that gloriously bumpy topside you'll get to know intimately. Yes it's thicker than you're picturing right now, so size down and take the warm up seriously, because the body-safe silicone is soft enough to work with you rather than against you. Girth over length, distributed evenly all the way through, for the ones who've been quietly wondering if they're ready for more.
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Conoce al Goblin II... Te encantó el alborotador original. Nos dijiste que era bueno. Nos dijiste que era muy bueno. Y luego (porque sois unos salvajes en el mejor sentido posible) nos pedisteis que lo hiciéramos más grande.
Y lo hicimos.
El Goblin II es todo lo que ya te encantaba de su caótico hermanito, pero... más. Más grosor, más presencia, más de esa textura de bultos tan característica que convirtió al original en un favorito de los fans. Piensa en él como el mismo goblin que se fue al gimnasio y no se saltó el día de tronco.
¿Pero qué cambia de verdad?
- Un glande acampanado que va en serio. Ese borde tan marcado no es solo estético. Está ahí para que sientas cada momento de cada transición. A propósito. Muy a propósito.
- Una gloriosa textura de bultos en la parte superior que ya conoces y adoras.
- Más grosor en toda su longitud. El Goblin II es notablemente más grueso que su predecesor en cada punto, así que si te has estado preguntando en silencio si estabas listo para más (tú sabes quién eres), esta es tu señal.
- ¿El color? Eso fuiste tú. Votasteis, ganaron el verde neón y el azul neón, y la verdad es que le pega perfectamente a esa energía de goblin caótico. No lo habríamos elegido mejor.
El Goblin II. Creado por @srirachaskrimps y rematado en verde neón y azul neón porque así lo decidisteis entre todos, y quiénes somos para discutir.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
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All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
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Bumps and flare
A pronounced ridge at the head and a bumpy topside along the shaft, so nothing about the ride is subtle. The girth sits fairly evenly rather than knotting, which is exactly the point.
Size down, lube up
This runs noticeably thick at every point, so ordering your usual size is how people end up with a beautiful ornament in the bedside drawer. Go a size smaller than instinct, and a firmer choice can make that head easier to work with than a squishy one.
Soft and sturdy
Body-safe platinum silicone that holds its shape while staying pliable, available across four sizes and firmnesses. Wash it properly, store it somewhere it can't collect lint (silicone is annoyingly good at attracting it), done.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.4″ | 3.1″ | 4.1″ | 4.7″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.7″ | 1″ | 1.3″ | 1.5″ |
| Head Circumference | 5.3″ | 6.7″ | 8.1″ | 9.4″ |
| Head Diameter | 1.7″ | 2.1″ | 2.6″ | 3″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3″ | 6.7″ | 8.3″ | 9.4″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 1.7″ | 2.1″ | 2.6″ | 3″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.3″ | 5.5″ | 6.9″ | 8.1″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 7.3″ | 8.9″ | 10″ |
| Base Circumference | 9.1″ | 11.6″ | 14.4″ | 16.1″ |
| Knot Circumference | 5.9″ | 7.5″ | 9.3″ | 10.4″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.9″ | 2.4″ | 2.9″ | 3.3″ |
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What our customers say
The overwhelming refrain is that this thing is far bigger than anyone expects, with repeated praise for the girth, the curve, the bumpy texture and that flared head. Plenty of people love the vivid neon colours and the quality, and several mention needing a proper warm up to enjoy it fully. The one recurring caution, stated by nearly everyone: check the size guide and size down.
























































