
Dildo Goblin II - Talla mediana - Firmeza súper suave - Listo para enviar
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
- Firmness
- Super Soft
- Size
- MediumSize Guide
- Ref
- 7401 E1-1
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We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
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Size Guide
This one is Medium. The other sizes are shown for comparison.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.4″ | 3.1″ | 4.1″ | 4.7″ |
| Head Circumference | 5.3″ | 6.7″ | 8.1″ | 9.4″ |
| Head Diameter | 1.7″ | 2.1″ | 2.6″ | 3″ |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.9″ | 7.5″ | 9.3″ | 10.4″ |
| Middle Diameter | 1.9″ | 2.4″ | 2.9″ | 3.3″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3″ | 6.7″ | 8.3″ | 9.4″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.3″ | 5.5″ | 6.9″ | 8.1″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 7.3″ | 8.9″ | 10″ |
| Base Circumference | 9.1″ | 11.6″ | 14.4″ | 16.1″ |
These are this one’s numbers. Curious how it compares to everything else we make?
See Every Size, Side By Side
What our customers say
The overwhelming refrain is that this thing is far bigger than anyone expects, with repeated praise for the girth, the curve, the bumpy texture and that flared head. Plenty of people love the vivid neon colours and the quality, and several mention needing a proper warm up to enjoy it fully. The one recurring caution, stated by nearly everyone: check the size guide and size down.








Model: Goblin II Dildo
Conoce al Goblin II... Te encantó el alborotador original. Nos dijiste que era bueno. Nos dijiste que era muy bueno. Y luego (porque sois unos salvajes en el mejor sentido posible) nos pedisteis que lo hiciéramos más grande.
Y lo hicimos.
El Goblin II es todo lo que ya te encantaba de su caótico hermanito, pero... más. Más grosor, más presencia, más de esa textura de bultos tan característica que convirtió al original en un favorito de los fans. Piensa en él como el mismo goblin que se fue al gimnasio y no se saltó el día de tronco.
¿Pero qué cambia de verdad?
- Un glande acampanado que va en serio. Ese borde tan marcado no es solo estético. Está ahí para que sientas cada momento de cada transición. A propósito. Muy a propósito.
- Una gloriosa textura de bultos en la parte superior que ya conoces y adoras.
- Más grosor en toda su longitud. El Goblin II es notablemente más grueso que su predecesor en cada punto, así que si te has estado preguntando en silencio si estabas listo para más (tú sabes quién eres), esta es tu señal.
- ¿El color? Eso fuiste tú. Votasteis, ganaron el verde neón y el azul neón, y la verdad es que le pega perfectamente a esa energía de goblin caótico. No lo habríamos elegido mejor.
El Goblin II. Creado por @srirachaskrimps y rematado en verde neón y azul neón porque así lo decidisteis entre todos, y quiénes somos para discutir.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.























































