Oni Grinder

The product is of quality and the shipping times are great, but you better be prepared to not have a single issue, because talking with the UC team is like pulling teeth. They first refused to admit that some wording on their website makes ready-made products really unclear, then tried to place fault on me for not asking questions about the item that I didn't know I should have considering the website uses the term "every grinder." Folks, what would /you/ infer if you read that? They then "offered me a refund" after I opened up a PayPal case (which at the time of writing this they still haven't responded to) but swiftly tried to pull The Oldest Trick In The Book by claiming a refund wasn't possible while the case was open. For everyone at home, once you close a PayPal case or enough time lapses without seller response and without you actively escalating it, you cannot reopen it.

Disappointed but not surprised at this behavior after learning about this company's history. One good thing is I'm really no longer concerned when anyone over the pond stereotypes Americans as incompetent.

AMAZING. BUY THIS ONE.
Okay, but really, the only thing that could be better on this is if the tongue was about 1.5-2 inches longer. Otherwise, it’s PERFECT. The size is perfect and the distance between the tongue and the nose is *chef’s kiss*; let’s just say it reaches what it needs to reach. If you are new to the grinder game or just want a fun toy, I highly recommend this one.

I ordered the medium firmness and no silky smooth and I’m super happy with my choices. He isn’t too squishy and holds up well.

Quite some time back, I ordered the Oni grinder (in colours sangria, gold and white with silky smooth upgrade, super soft firmness and a bullet hole upgrade) a suction cup and an S mystery dildo upgrade (gift). This was back when they did their free upgrades promotion on July 31st (super cool event). It took quite a lot of time to arrive (got it on September 16th) but it was due to the studio change and the colossal amount of orders that they received and the customer service was very nice and reassuring that they were aware of my order, they even gave me the mystery upgrade free and sent me an extra mystery XS dildo, which I appreciate.

The grinder itself is beautiful (like a swirling marble face coming to life) and the silky smooth sensation is luxurious. The smell of the silky upgrade is akin to nuts and a bit of playdough but not distracting, which doesn’t bother me. Update: I just heard they discontinued this upgrade, which is sad :(

What I love about this grinder is that it does give me the fantasy that I’m grinding on a face and the vibrations do give it an extra boost of sensation (though because of the thickness of the silicone, they are a bit uneven, with more vibrations on the cheeks and middle face) but I prefer to start without them as it can be overwhelming at first. The tongue is one of my favorite features as it has tentacle suckers and is good for teasing the vulva, entrance and clitoris. I like how the nose is distinct and how the main features are raised, angled and protrude with some extra textured swirls and jagged wrinkles and lines. It adds so much extra sensation.

The only thing I would change is the firmness because in my case, riding traditionally upright doesn’t do much for me (I tried but it didn’t work for me) and after some thought and exploration y noticed that the more pressure and aggressive give-back I receive down there, the better it feels for me. My advice is that if just sitting doesn’t work for you and you need more pressure, try leaning forwards as much as possible (all the way until you lie on your tummy, even) and focus the pressure on your pubic bone or upper clitoris (the forehead and nose length may be best for this) Also play with different directions or angles and points of pleasure (grinding facing the tongue or with the face facing horizontally, lying back rather than forwards, etc). The beauty of grinders is that there are no rules, you can use them however you like and grind on whatever catches your attention too, even the horns, or teeth. Take your time and do you, warm up beforehand if you need to.

Something unexpected that felt good to the touch and I would like to feel on the vulva and clit were the flower anthers and filaments (yes I researched these terms) on the small decorative flowers on the frame. They are so small, round and close together that they feel like like a thousand pieces touching you at once in your fingertip (perfect for a pin point burst of sensation). I can’t stop imagining it.

Care wise, I would be careful when using pure silicone on this toy as I tried using uber lube on my small blue arbora dildo (pictured above), being reassured it was safe, and no matter how many times and ways I tried washing it, the silicone now feels sticky and different (maybe softer?). I’m not sure if this ruined it necessarily or made it unsafe but it does make me quite sad because this dildo felt really good before and became one of my favourites. I’m not sure how hybrids will react to this toy yet.

Water lube is the easiest to clean off, and cleaning this face only requires a good toy cleaner, a soak in lukewarm water and twack or jiggle to shake off extra water before air drying. I would recommend drying off excess with a sensitive baby wipe inside the bullet slot or the entire face if you’re in a hurry, because it makes the drying faster. I store mine dry inside the plastic bag it came in since it closes with a pressure zip and I don’t have a toy bag or box big enough for this collection yet (so far so good).

For any help figuring out the straps (I had this issue), there’s a video on their instagram page from August 5th of this year with the caption “strap up a Venus with me” (featuring a yellow and white Venus grinder with black straps) THANK ME LATER.

I had been daydreaming about this grinder for some time before ordering. I've never had a grinder before but this looked so enticing! I got a ready-made version in super soft. The softness really helped make it an enjoyable ride!

My mystery dildo was a medium xsmall knotted dildo (not pictured). To help with gauging the softness levels, the medium feels like the other, more typical dildos I've purchased in the past. Soft, but not super pliable.

I fell in love with it when I first saw it, and in person it's still a work of art. Unfortunately, we did not click. It should have worked for me, as grinding was my go-to method for the longest time, but I just can't find the angle. We have zero chemistry, and I am literally heartbroken.

The silky-smooth upgrade is absolutely lovely, and I like the smell (it's gentle and not overpowering). However, it seems to be a coating that can rub off. Mine has a spot that either arrived already worn away or disintegrated after the first (very gentle!) wash, and I can't unsee it. It annoys the hell out of me. I would probably not go for this upgrade if I ordered again.

The signature color is stunning, but be mindful if you're a perfectionist: the strongly contrasting colors mean that any small imperfections, which can of course happen with handmade products, will be very visible. On mine, the golden base has visible black streaks and specks that look like dirt, which I also can't unsee. Still beautiful, but I wouldn't go for such a stark color contrast again either.

Guys please, your life will change forever. You will be spending every day thinking about when you can get your hands on another piece of art from these talented individuals. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK!! Not only was the quality BEYOND my expectations, the customer service?? I think thats the closest I’ll ever get to feeling like royalty. My Oni had a very minor defect and when i reached out to just ASK if there was anything i could do to fix it? They were on it. INSTANTLY. Not only did they ship me out a new one, but they threw in some goodies for me as well. I have never written a review on anything before but these people right here have ended that streak for me. I am very, VERY impatiently waiting until im able to order from here again.

It arrives well and discreetly packaged. The colors — even though I only got the Basic Pack — were absolutely beautiful. It’s definitely not your classic dildo, but oh my God, you can tell.

You do need a short moment at first to figure out what works best for you, but once you find it… wow. I regret NOTHING.

The tongue isn’t super long, but it definitely does the job. And the nose is just the icing on the cake. I can only recommend it.

I didn’t know I needed this toy until I had it. I requested to be surprised by the color, and OMG the piece they sent me is soooooooo beautiful! I almost didn’t want to play with it (almost 😈). The texture of the silicone is so soft. Washes easy after use. So happy I purchased this!

I am very happy with my purchase from uncover creations. I bought one of the ready made, squishy soft with the silky smooth upgrade and bullet hole. I think it would be unwise to purchase one of these without the bullet hole, and when I do purchase another I will make sure to add to that one as well. I think it adds a lot to the experience and to not have it as an option would give you less freedom with how you use it. Since it’s already expensive, I think making your toy truly pro level is worth it. I also don’t think I could go without the silky smooth! It feels so amazing on skin it’s just lovely even to touch with your hands, I don’t find its smells nutty at all. I’m still figuring out how to use it best, but the quality alone has sold me on this company forever. The marble is also gorgeous.

As a complete newbie to this kind of toy it took a few tries for me to hit my stride... but when you find the angle that works just right for you... it's amazing! I can't wait to explore more angles with Laz (yes I named them). The medium is perfect for me and the artwork is beautiful.. I do not hide Laz, they're proudly shown on my bedroom shelf.
Try it... you might like it!

My partner got me this oni grinder in colour style "marble" (gold & summer skies) as a gift. I was really surprised when it showed up and the design was giving colour block happy trail instead. I know a marbling effect can be hard to achieve on molds with depth but looking at the other reviews it seems like you guys can do it. The silicone seems high quality and I think the sculpt is beautiful- I just feel bummed that at the custom cost price point we could have spent half that to get the "surprise me premium" (which seems to be marbled half the time anyway). I will absolutely purchase from them again I'll just opt for the cheaper custom.

Love the colors and texture! I chose the "surprise me premium" option and they really cooked with those beautiful black and red shades!
The toy is consistant and heavy, the super soft firmness offers a nice texture. Didnt try with the bullet yet but I'm sure that it will add some spice to the game!

This is my first grinder, and not only is it absolutely beautiful - it is a freaking masterpiece. I chose for the team to surprise me with the colors - and they sure did! They’re gorgeous, and they GLOW! This guy is so masterfully sculpted, and that tongue though 😳 woof. At first, I thought I wished the tongue would have been longer (dildo length). But the more I experimented with grinding positions/angles and how to strap him to things, the more I realized it didn’t need to be longer at all. Mine is super soft firmness and just absolutely perfect. I cannot believe how exact like riding face this feels like - only better because there’s no inhibitions to let go of! I cannot wait to get my hands on more of this company’s pieces the second I can afford them, and I highly recommend them!

BRO
First off , my package got stolen and customer service responded to me ridiculously quick and shipped me a new one within 3-4 days. I’ve never had a grinder before and let me just say this is surprisingly good, stimulating and sexy. I do wish the horns / tongue was a bit longer but the tease is super nice with all of the other textures. The feel is also really nice, I normally don’t like dildos because of the feel but I might have to try one now.

I’m new to using toys in the bedroom but decided to try something new. I looked at reviews and asked questions (customer service has been really great) and decided to buy the oni grinder. He was worth the money! I added the bullet upgrade, which was a great move on my part. I forgot to charge the batteries last time and it stopped when I was about 2/3 through (nooo 😮‍💨😭) and it was then that I realised that the bullet definitely heightened the experience. He’s great to grind against on his own, but the vibrations from the bullet are just *chef’s kiss* amazing 😻 I just turned on the vibrator and sat on him once and ooh! was that ever nice! I love that tongue texture in particular but he’s got quite a lot of good points and I am going to thoroughly enjoy finding each one.
I’ve only used him three times so far and I’m already looking at buying another grinder from this company. I didn’t get the silky smooth upgrade, but I think I will definitely get it for my next toy. I love the soft firmness that I got, but I think that the silky smooth upgrade will be worth getting. I didn’t know what to expect, so I was pleasantly surprised by how hefty he is. Although he has straps, I don’t think he’s going anywhere. He’s quite solid. I was a little worried that he might be a pain to clean, but I haven’t really had any problems yet. The toy cleaner I bought with him works quite well.
I paid extra for the UC trademark colours, and it looks even better in person. My monitor appears to show the colours darker than they are in person, so I was pleasantly surprised by how he looked. I like to poke and squeeze him a bit whenever I walk by him. I would squeeze him more, but I don’t want to risk damaging him. It’s probably a silly worry since he is so solidly built and will probably last a very long time. I don’t have him hidden under the bed but have him near my computer. He’s too beautiful to hide under the bed in a box all the time.
In conclusion, I am very happy with my purchase, and I will definitely come back again. Uncover Creations, you have earned yourself a loyal customer.