The Micro Squishies: Bag of Dicks
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Description
- Dislike Sue from the office? Boom, a Micro Dick on her keyboard*
- Feeling the need to channel your inner mischief deity? Give one of these micro squishies a squish and reign supreme.
- Bored of your same-old, same-old home décor? Jazz things up by dotting Micro Dicks around.
- Got an Uncle with outlandish political views? Stop his rant by tossing a micro dick his way.
The possibilities? Well, they're practically limitless**.
Dive into this bag and you'll find a vibrant array of micro squishies, each more colorful than the last.
These micro squishies are the fun-size version of our larger toys – even more itsy-bitsy than our Mini Squishies!
As for the colours and styles, it's all a roll of the dice! We'll mix 'em up to ensure each one is a unique little surprise, aiming to keep duplicates at bay.
*Don't do this, HR will be grumpy and we can't bail you out of that one.
**Okay, they're not really – but it's fun to dream!
Sizing
One Size
Product FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
What are the different colour options?
We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.
Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.
Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.
Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy
Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.
Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.
UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.
For more information, take a look at our colour guide.
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