{"product_id":"the-tentacle-iii-dildo","title":"The Tentacle III Dildo","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe Tentacle III.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThick, not long, and yes that was a decision (a tentacle that's all length is just showing off, this one's here to work). It's top heavy on purpose, sticking its chest out where it counts and getting slimmer on the way down, so it leads with the part you actually care about and tapers off politely after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe front is suckers, soft ones, running the whole way down. The back is gentle ribs (a little something for the road). Between them you've got that natural tentacle curve doing the thing tentacles do best, which is finding the spot you'd have aimed it at yourself and then point blank refusing to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt sits on a clam shell base, which sounds like set dressing but is genuinely the bit keeping everything stable and planted while you lose the plot entirely. Premium platinum silicone, soft enough to forgive, sturdy enough to mean it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eDesigned by the same person behind the Goblin II and Dragon: Scales (\u003cspan\u003e@srirachaskrimps)\u003c\/span\u003e, so the pedigree's there. And Matt nailed the trademark colour again, which at this point we've started to take for granted (sorry Matt, we do see you).\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA deep sea thing that knows exactly what it's doing. We'll stop describing it now before this turns into a nature documentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"zakeke-product-tag\" style=\"display: none;\" data-product-id=\"7493704679642\" data-enviroment=\"Composer\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Uncover Creations","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":48064552403162,"sku":"TENTACLE-III-XSML","price":49.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":48064552435930,"sku":"TENTACLE-III-SML","price":59.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48064552468698,"sku":"TENTACLE-III-MED","price":69.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48064552501466,"sku":"TENTACLE-III-LRG","price":99.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/4544\/6618\/files\/tentacle_III_02copy.jpg?v=1781612556","url":"https:\/\/uncovercreations.com\/fr\/products\/the-tentacle-iii-dildo","provider":"Uncover Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}